America in a Batman mask: Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they drive through school zones slower.
Canada: *spits out their water*
America: *does a fucking fortnite dance*

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HumorEdit: This book is VERY old, I made this back in 2021 when I was into the countryhumans fandom. This book is pretty much done so don't expect it to be updated. I'm just uploading it for nostalgia and shits and giggles. ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)ノ├┬┴┬┴ Hi There! This...
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America in a Batman mask: Say what you will about pedophiles but at least they drive through school zones slower.
Canada: *spits out their water*
America: *does a fucking fortnite dance*