Lucifer sat behind his desk. "Fuck that, I'm not going."
"Yes, you are." Dracula crossed his arms. "Come on, you can find a nice human to hook up with tonight. Maybe not even one, but a few."
Lucifer ignored him and looked through the list of the souls he took this week. "Have you seen Cain by any chance?"
"Yeah, he's waiting for us at the club."
Lucifer sent him an icy glare. He's been drowning in work for weeks and Dracula has been begging him to take a break. Tonight, like every other night, the king of all Vampyres wanted the king of Hell to let loose and watch women sing and strip.
"That burlesque place opened up a few weeks ago and they've been raking in money like it's nothing." Dracula sat on a chair in front of Lucifer.
"You already told me this," Lucifer sighed, rubbing his head.
"Did I tell you there's a woman everyone wants to see? She's called Virago, and I don't know if that's just a stage name, but it means–"
"Strong female warrior, something like that?"
"Yeah, and I don't know about you, but I would love to make a strong woman beg on her knees for me." Dracula appeared behind Lucifer and yanked him out of his seat. "Now, get up and get dressed, because you're getting laid tonight."
"I don't even feel like–"
"Shut up, you know human pussy will make you feel better."
Lucifer sighed again. "...Well, it's better than demon pussy," he muttered, rubbing his jaw. "Fine."
~~~
"Ladies, where's Virago?!"
"She's in her dressing room!"
Virago didn't hear the commotion outside, humming to a song she was trying to memorize before leaving. Packing her bags, she raised the volume in her headphones louder, not hearing Calinaigh coming through the door. She ripped the headphones out.
"Hey!" Virago grabbed them before they could fall. "What was that f–"
"I need you to stay longer," Calinaigh said rather quickly.
Virago blinked. "Girl, I just clocked out."
"Well, clock back in and get dressed." She shoved a tight outfit in her chest. "And wear this."
"But, but!" Virago dropped her bags. "Cali, what the heck?!"
"Lucifer, Cain, and Dracula are here tonight!"
Virago scoffed. "That's absurd, we don't even know how–"
"Everyone's talking about it. You know 34 + 35, right? I need you to sing that again." Calinaigh already started applying makeup on her.
The human witch already felt like she didn't have a choice. She sat down, letting her best friend do her makeup. "I swear you better give me another raise."
"I know, honey, and don't tell this to the others but you're the most alluring out of all of them." Calinaigh dabbed on some blush to compliment Virago's brown skin. "Watch you make bank. I heard all three of them are loaded to the max."
"But Lucifer doesn't like humans..."
"But he does like fucking us." She played with the witch's hair to give her curls more volume. "I heard him and the other two are insane playboys."
Virago scrunched up her nose. "And I'm gonna dance for them because...?"
"Because you're gonna make them sweat and drool and if one of them asks you out, I wanna see the look on their face when you say no."
