scaramouche - different from reality ✔

d a y t h r e e

"Guys let's play dares, I'm bored." I texted in the groupchat.

"Sure, you go first. I dare you to chat a random number in the important stuff for school groupchat and flirt with them." Beidou dared.

"What the hell is a 'important stuff for school' groupchat?" I asked.

"Y/N, YOU DIDN'T JOIN THE GROUPCHAT OUR TEACHER SENT???" Beidou asked in the groupchat.

"Huh? What groupchat? Our teacher sent one?" I replied clueless.

"OUR TEACHER HAD ALREADY SENT THE LINK DAYS AGO, HOW DID YOU NOT JOIN??? SHE LITERALLY PUT THE LINK IN THE ZOOM CHAT" Keqing joined.

"WHAT??? OH NO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? EVERYTIME AT ZOOM I ALWAYS LEAVE AND READ FANFICS" I asked panicking.

"I NEED OUR TEACHER'S PHONE NUMBER QUICK SOMEONE" I texted quickly.

Beidou soon sent me our teacher's phone number.

"OKAY WHAT DO I SAY TO HER???"

"JUST SAY THAT YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO JOIN THE GROUPCHAT BECAUSE YOU CHANGED YOUR PHONE NUMBER" Beidou suggested.

"OK GREAT IDEA, I'LL GO TEXT NOW"

"Wait what groupchat?" Ningguang joined clueless too.

"YOU ALSO DIDN'T JOIN??"

"WHAT GROUPCHAT????"

"FOR IMPORTANT STUFF SCHOOL,, GO QUICK CHAT OUR TEACHER"

"OK THANKYOU BEIDOU AND KEQING"

At last I finally got added in to the groupchat.

"OK FINALLY now go do your dare"

"ok"

"Wait, just text this number"

Beidou sent an unknown number.

"It's my other friend from my other circle."

"Ok, what am I supposed to chat her?"

"Just say hey AND WAIT FOR HER RESPONSE"

"Ok wait I'll text her now"

I press message the unknown number and start the dare.

"Hey" I texted.

I wait for a few seconds and she hasn't respond, so I left the chat and go back to the groupchat.

"She hasn't replied, I think she's busy."

Me and Eula, Ningguang and Sucrose started texting about stuff to kill time and wait for Yoimiya to respond.

"Yess?"

"Oh nothing it's just a dare from Beidou, sorry if I disturbed you"

"Oh it's okay, by the way aren't you Y/N? The one who play games?"

"Yeah, how do you know?"

She didn't respond further and just left me.

"Ok she knows that it's me, btw how does she know that I'm Y/N?"

"We ever play with her, ya know"

"Ohhh that's her? Okok I just knew. Now next dare"

"Wait Y/N how about you text my other friend? But this time you flirt with her"

"Sure? Just give me the number"

Beidou sents a random number.

I click to text the random number and start the dare.

"Hey."

I wait for a response.

"Why do people I text always seem to be slow response? School right now is literally break time.. Maybe because I'm a random number.."

"Yes?"

"She responded!"

"Uh, do I know you?"

"This is Jean, right?"

"Yeah"

I quickly asked Beidou on what to reply her.

"Say 'Of course! We were on instagram yesterday!'"

"Ok!"

I did what Beidou said.

"Did you forget we both chat each other on instagram yesterday?"

"You told me to call you babe.."

"Anyways, do you wanna know something?"

"What?"

"A likes B, C likes D, E likes F, G likes H, I don't like J, but U."

She didn't read and left me.

"Am I supposed to cry or something just cause I flirt and got ignored"

"Okay sorry sorry it was a dare from Beidou"

She still didn't respond or read.

"Meh okay, I mean at least I already told her that it was a dare."

I went back to the groupchat.

"She ignored my flirting but anyways, next is your turn Beidou. You must text this number."

"Hehehehehehe maybe Scara would be a good person to be pranked"

I sent Scara's number.

"Who's that? Scara?"

"How did you even know?"

"I mean it was easy to guess but anyways, what do I have to text him?"

"Just say hi to him"

"Ok"

Beidou then went to go and text Scara.

Soon Beidou comes back and surprisingly, Scara responds faster than when I text him.

"Who is this?"

"Did you forget we chat on instagram yesterday?"

"What? I think you got the wrong number"

Beidou comes back to the groupchat.

"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO REPLY WITH????"

"VC NOW NOW NOW IN DISCORD"