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Escape Artist!

Me: Were are we going?

Apparently I did such a great scene that UA's principle had to inform Aizawa about it and took the video down from the net.

Aizawa: To Hound Dog.

Me: Why?

Aizawa: Just go there.

Me: But why!

Aizawa: You seriously asking after what you did?

Me: Yup.

Aizawa: *Sigh*

We managed to get into UA and he immediately put me in a room and locked it too. I was completly alone at first and started looking around.

Haven't you learned a thing or two?

Never leave me in a room alone and never lock me in!

I did learn from the police station and I am prepared for this!

Just watch me get away from here!

I had a deep hate towards rooms where I would be locked in. However could you blame for that? My father Hisashi used to lock me up and not let me go out for days. I didn't even get foor or anything while being locked up. This was why I hated being locked up soo much.

Thanks to the police station I had always a pair of lockpicking utensils with me in my pocket. 

What?

You never know when you need them!

So I took them out and immediately started lock picking. Just 3 minutes later and I was done. All I had to do now was find my way out and as I started walking down the corridor, I hear a familiar voice behind me.

Aizawa: *sigh* FOR FUCKS SAKE COME BACK HERE!

Me: Oh shit!

Not even locking back, I immediately took off sprinting away. To bad that I didn't know where I was running and stumbeled over some stairs.

Up or down?

....

I would go down but I can hear some noises there so up it is!

Just like that I ran up the stairs to a floor above where I was and started searching for an open door which lead me to a classroom. 

Did I even think twice before going in?

Certainly not or I wouldn't be standing in front of Midnight and a full class.

Me: Ahm... just ignore me.

Midnight: Aren't you Sho's new kitten?

Me: Kitten? and who's Sho?

Midnight: You know black long hair looks like a hobbo and is awlays gurmpy and laying in a yellow sleeping bag.

Me: Oh you mean the caterpillar!

Midnight: Pffff- yes.

Me: Nah! I am just staying there temporarily.

Aizawa: No daily!

I didn't even heard the door behind me opening or Aizawa walking in on me.

Me: shoot!

Jumping by the sudden noise, I instinctivly started backing away.

Me: Can't we... you know talk about this?

Aizawa: Problem Child... I left you for 5 minutes and you are on the run again...

Me: NO! You god damn locked me in a room for 5 minutes!

Aizawa: *Sigh* 

Midnight: You got out of a locked toom?

Me: Picked the lock. Wasn't that hard.

Midnight: You managed to pick a lock in UA?

Me: Well I had to get out somehow.

Aizawa: No. All you had to do was wait.

Me: In a freaking locked room?! No thank you! That's called taking away ones freedom!

Aizawa: *Sigh* Hound Dog is waiting.

Me: ... I don't want to dog sit anyone.

Aizawa: What?

Me: You know he is a huge freaking dog! I don't want to.

For more than one reason. First of I was scared of dogs after I got attacked and hunted down by them because my father enjoyed seeing me suffer in my past life and secondly hungry dogs are like wolfs! They are dangerous!

Aizawa: * Sigh* Nem. Please!

Me: Huh...

Before I knew it, someone hugged me from behind and I smelled something sweet before blacking out.

Time skip brought to you by a bunny getting carried in the mouth of a black cat.

Next time I woke up, I was on a couch and I wasn't alone in the room. 

Me: A chimera.... well it's still better than a dog.

Just like that I got the full attention of Nezu, Aizawa and Hound Dog.

Me: I said that out loud, didn't I?

Aizawa: Yes.

Nezu: No one ever made the connection of me being a chimera before and yet you just assumed that from the start.

Me: Well you look part dog, bear and mouse?

Nezu: That is correct. You have sharp eyes there.

Me: So why are you here? I thought I would only meet Hound Dog?

Nezu: Cause you managed to get away from a room with 3 locks that were specially designed to be un-pickable. 

Me: ... They were? Well somoene did a bad job.

Aizawa: * Sigh* Can you just shut up for a moment and listen?

Me: AHM.... NO! I don't want to since I never wanted to be here in the first place!

Aizawa: *Sigh* I am done with him! I need some coffee. Nezu he is yours!

Just like that Aizawa went out of the room and left me with a crazy chimera and a psycho dog alone. I don't know why he thought that would be a good idea but so be it.

Me: Soo what do we do?