Dandelions and Death threats

Twitter and Tensions

TW//Sexual content (Kinda)

Sapnap bolt upright and looked around, he was in a strangely familiar apartment and he was... naked

Oh no no no no no this can't be happening

He looked beside him, a figure rested, still breathing peacefully, Sapnap shuddered and slid out from underneath the silky sheets, feet quietly thumping down onto the carpeted floor. He grabbed his phone off the nightstand but he couldn't see his original clothes so he stumbled over to a maple wood chest set, slowly opening it so that it didn't make any noise and pulled out a t-shirt, underwear and shorts before slipping out the door, calling another uber to bring him home

When he arrived back, he ran inside to grab his money so he could pay the driver "Thanks" he called as he ran back inside, locking his front door and huddling up on the couch "Why why why, what do I do?" he muttered and looked back at his phone "I should call someone, Dad-i mean Bad would be understanding, right? Wait no- no he wouldn't get it" He dragged his hands down his face and stumbled over to his bathroom, the pain from last night kicking into full force

He looked at himself in the mirror. Rumpled hair still slick with sweat, a smattering of yellow, black, purple & royal blue bruises littered his body & legs trembling, barely keeping himself upright. He sighed and pulled his phone out, dialling someone who might understand his problem while digging through his cabinets

His phone beeped and a voice came through the speakers "Hello? What's up?" "Haha, hi dad- can I call you that?" Sapnap laughed awkwardly and they answered "Uhhh sure, it's fine, why'd you call me?"

"I kinda... got drunk last night"

"Uh huh... did something happen? Oh my God, who did you kill?"

"NO NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE- I just kinda... well... I hooked up with someone last night"

Skeppy sighed "Why are you telling me this? I'm better off not knowing who you fucked, but who was it? I bet they aren't good enough for you, can I meet them? Are you two in contact?" Can I-"

"Please stop- It's giving me a headache but first off, I have no idea who it was, second off, I didn't fuck anyone"

"What? But you just said- but- explain"

"Well, by the sight of my neck, collarbone and lower half plus the fact I can't feel my legs, I wouldn't assume that I screwed anyone, it is the other way around"

"Oh my lord- I'm going to COME DOWN THERE and MURDER whoever the fuck put their hands on you-"

"HA- no, no you don't need to come down, I just needed to get that off my chest" Sapnap sighed and pulled out his bottle of concealer, making sure there was enough in it "Anyways, George wanted to stream today I'm pretty sure so I gotta go"

"Alright, I'll always be here if you need someone to vent to, especially about feelings, y'know that Bad is sweet and all but he's really- errr... oblivious- when it comes to emotions"

"Thanks, I gotta go now but it was nice to talk with you again, bye!"

He hung up and clicked his phone off, grabbing some fresh clothes and turning his shower on again, wanting to wash the filth off of his body. After he stepped out, he dressed in his fresh clothes and applied the concealer, making his way over to his PC and settling down

Dream and George were already on a call so he joined "Hey guys" he greeted happily "Hello!" they replied "So what are we doing?" George scoffed "Well, if you're not too hungover to talk, I'm just streaming a QnA"

Sapnap frowned slightly "No need to be rude Gogy" he turned his facecam on as well "There, I'm not hungover, I'm perfectly fine" George rolled his eyes "If you say so, just don't pass out on my stream" "They wouldn't be able to see me"

"That's not the point- never mind" George looked back at his chat "Alright, here's a good question, have you three got plans to meet up? Actually no, we don't"

"We could meet up, it would be fun" Dream teased "We could cuddle Georgie~"

George turned to glare at his camera "Or kiss..." they both started laughing and Sap slumped down in his seat "Alright, we get it, you two don't have to act like horny teens all the time" Sapnap groaned

"What would YOU know about 'all the time'?! You're always out DRINKING AND IGNORING US, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU'RE FUCKING ALIVE!"

"I'M FINE! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU CAre George... nobody does" Sapnap turned his camera off and left the call before letting out a small sob

He shook himself off before stumbling back over to his bed, lying down with his arms and legs spread out like a star, he sighed & pulled his phone out, checking twitter and it seemed crazier than usual so he searched around until he saw... "What- the actual fuck" he rubbed his eyes and looked back "Well two can play that game"

He started typing out his reply to George "Never, loser, I'm already engaged"

He got a reply around a minute or two later when George said "You don't have to tell them" Sapnap laughed and replied by @-ing Karl & Quackity then went back to scrolling