Dandelions and Death threats

Fuck the titles

Alternative title: Rose tries and fails to write well so they turn to gayness

CW: uwu they fuck

George carried a bag filled with everything they'd bought, walking a couple feet behind Sapnap when they saw a karaoke 'shop' that contained a free to use karaoke machine and lot's of cds + dvds "This looks like fun" George said as he walked inside, setting the bags down beside the karaoke booth, dragging Sapnap with him. The room was quite empty but that was a good thing because neither of them could sing, well, not that they knew of

Both males picked up a microphone, sharing a short but sweet kiss, blushing like mad as they chose a song, the first lyrics came on screen and they took a deep breath, belting out the first verse. When the first pause came up, Sapnap gave George a look of admiration "You- you sound great!" he said and George looked away, small smile plastered on his face "Thanks, you don't sound half bad yourself"

Sapnap scoffed "Please, I sound like a dying fish" "No! A dying fish has more rhythm" George teased and Sapnap slapped him, George shoved him, the rest of the song came and went as the two argued "Alright, let's just get out of here, Dream might be getting worried" George reasoned, grabbing their bag of christmas shopping and walking out as Sapnap trailed behind him

As they trudged through the mall, someone bumped into Sapnap, grabbing him by the wrist and pulling the ravenette closer "Sor- hey!" he cried, trying to yank his hand away but was unsuccessful. George turned around at the sound of Sapnaps voice "Sap?" his eyes narrowed as they landed on the guy holding Sapnap's arm "Let go" he hissed and stepped over, easily much taller than the figure "Give me a reason to, boy" the guy spat, voice eerily familiar to Sapnap but their face was obscured by a hood. George gently placed the bag down and stepped between the two, grabbing the other by the arm and ripping it off Sapnap's wrist and forcefully shoving them over before wrapping an arm around Sap's waist, hauling the bag over his shoulder and continued walking to the car park, keeping a much closer eye on anyone who came within a two ft radius of the pair

"George?" Sapnap asked quietly as they got into the car "Yeah?" he replied, putting the key into the ignition "I-I feel like I knew that guy, his voice seems familiar" George scowled "Well, he won't sound like anything if he lays a finger on you" Sapnap laughed slightly "Heh, alright, I can't wait for christmas" George looked at him, sweet, childish smile plastered across his face, midnight black hair held out of his eyes with that iconic bandanna

"Gosh, I love you" he mutters, turning back to the road quickly "What?" Sapnap questions, turning to him. Shit, did I say that out loud? George just kept his eyes forward "Nothing, don't worry about it" Sapnap shrugged it off, going back to some random childhood story but George had tuned it out, mind elsewhere

-About 2 or so weeks later-

George dragged himself out of bed, planting a quick kiss on Sapnaps forehead, his bandanna loosely wrapped around his sweat soaked hair, before dressing and heading downstairs where Dream sat with a mug of coffee at the bench "Well well well, look who's awake, did you sleep well?"

George stifled a yawn and nodded, bustling around to make himself a cup of hot chocolate "Good, good" Dream took another sip of his steamy drink "Because I didn't sleep well at all, you two are very disrespectful" George almost spat out his mouthful of boiling liquid, swallowing quickly even though it burned his throat "Wait- you heard?" Dream nodded weakly "Never in my life did I think that I'd lose sleep because my two bffs fucked. In. My. Own. House"

George went red with embarrassment "Just- try to forget it ever happened" at that moment, Sapnap stumbled down the stairs, rubbing the sleep from his eyes "Goodmorning George, good morning Dream" he mumbles, hugging George as soon as he reaches him, George leaned down and whispered to him "Dude, you're shirtless"

Sapnap looked down at his chest covered in deep purplish blue bruises "Huh, I guess I am" he grabs George's drink and takes a tentative sip. Dream is using his hand to hold back laughter while George facepalms and pulls his hoodie off, leaving him in one of his merch shirts, and pulls it down over Sapnap's head, taking back his mug of hot chocolate. Sapnap whines in protest and reaches for the cup, taking it back and sticking his tongue out at Dream who was recording them on his phone

"Are you two planning to tell our fans or..?" Dream asks "Uhh yeah, we are" George answers, Sapnap making a small noise of agreement as he took another sip of the hot chocolate, leaning against his boyfriend while Dream just took in the fact his friends had slept together, Literally and metaphorically, Sapnap held a hand up to his neck self consciously to cover the hickeys "Please, don't stare" he whispered, Dream nodded apologetically "Sorry, anygays, can I tell them, right now, or would you two rather be the ones to announce it"

"Uhh sure, you can tell our fanbase" George replies with a shrug, Dream whips his phone out and opens twitter, typing out 'Help, George and Sapnap fucked, what do I do' and shows the other two, George laughs and Sapnap giggles slightly "Hand me my phone, it's plugged in over there" Dream hands Sapnap his phone before hitting tweet, Sapnap replies with

'I ain't gonna be the one to tell my fiances, George, you do it'

A/N I used the autocorrect feature on google docs, there were so many mistakes. If I didn't use it then you would have thought a toddler wrote it