Shikamaru's POV:
My life is over.
I'm going to die.
I can't handle this.
I continuously thought while walking home. Well, let's see what's waiting behind the door. I opened the door, I saw my dad sitting on the couch, smoking a cigarette. "So, you're finally home.." He said as he got up, I gulped and stood still."Don't be so tense. Now, let me ask, does he make you happy?" My dad said touching my shoulder, "Y-yes dad."
He smiled and laughed, "Well then why are you so tense?". "Because, mom wants me to like Temari and escort her tomorrow.""Well, I'm not one to tell your mother, how about, you go and tell her when you are ready." He said making it more of a statement than a question. I smiled and hugged him, "Thank you dad.." He chuckled and told me, "Go to bed before Yoshino beats your ass." I just realized and ran up the stairs.
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Next morningNarrator's POV:
Shikamaru woke up from a loud banging on his door, he walked towards the door and saw a blonde woman,
"Ugh, What Temari??" Shikamaru yawned. "Don't be like that Shika~" Temari got closer closing her eyes making a kissy face only for Shikamaru to back away and say, "Don't call me that." "Oh well, you'll fall for me soon!" Temari winked."COME FOR BREAKFAST SHIKAMARU!" Yoshino screamed. Shikamaru groaned walking towards his bed only to be yanked by temari, "Don't sleep, you're mom said she wants to tell us something." "Ugh, what a drag." Shikamaru walked downstairs with temari being clingy as ever.
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"So, I have exciting news for you 2!" Yoshino Squealed, Shikamaru sat down and nodded, signaling her to continue.
"YOU 2 ARE GETTING MARRIED!" Yoshino said loudly, Before Shikamaru could eat he dropped his fork, glaring at His mother, and Temari, and pointed to himself and temari.
"OMG NO WAY! THANK YOU YOSHINO!" Temari yelled hugging Shikamaru.Shikamaru just stood, paralyzed, staring at his reflection in the plate. "Shikamaru is just shy, he is actually head over heels for you Temari, and oh! Please call me Mom!" Temari nodded yes and Shikaku stared at Shikamaru who looked like he was about to cry. "Shikamaru-" Shikaku said, lifting his hand towards Him, before he could touch his head, "I'm gonna go to Naruto's."
Shikamaru replied, leaving immediately.Temari stared at him, "Don't worry baby, he's just nervous." Yoshino told Temari to comfort her.
Temari smiled and hugged Yoshino, meanwhile Shikaku stared Yoshino, dead in the eyes.
Yoshino realized and asked, "Why are you giving me that face?!"
"Did Shikamaru agree to this!?" Shikaku screamed back, Yoshino gestured Temari to leave, she nodded and left."I, as a mother have to make him happy."
"I AS A FATHER, WANT TO KNOW, IF HE AGREED." Shikaku yelled louder.
"NO HE DIDN'T, IT WAS A SUPRISE!" Yoshino slammed her fist into the table.((WOO-HOOOOOO I THINK I LIKE THIS, IM GETTING INVESTED))
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//It's as simple as that// A SHIKANARU FANFIC
AventuraTHATS RIGHT BITCHES I MULTISHIP KINDA MATURE CONTENTISH -Literal Shit headed temari -Fucking gay asses -Homophobic Yoshino -Abuse