>POV Kokonutichi<
I dramatically threw my wine glass onto the floor, each peace of Glass was covered in sparkling and sticky grape soda, I let out a giantic gasp and finally had everyone's attention.
,,NOO MY PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, MAGNIFICENT, PERFECT, HEARTSTOPPINGLY DELICIOUS BABY!", I screeched and Miu threw something pink at me.
,,BITCH I'M HAVING A MOMENT.", I complained totally reasonable and My emo, detective depressed baby made me wear his hat!^^
,,If you wanted to drink it, why crashing the glass?", he asked me and gave me another can of my life juice.
,,Because it's just not the same in a glass.", I explained and he sighed.
,,Do you really have to drink that every day? It's unhealthy..", Shuichi mumbled and I smirked.
,,Well~~ without it the cum you're tasting evey night wouldn't be sweet~", I explained with a hint of sass in my voice, tge detective took his hat back and hid his beautiful blushing face with it^^
,,Aw don't worry you're face will be buried in a pillow tonight anyways.", I said teasingly and just received a few light punches.
- flashback end
,,And that's how I ended up homeless Gonta.", I explained and the tall man seemd confused.
,,Suchi-poochi kicked me out."
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,,emo!"
Fanfictionthis is more if a meme than any kind of real story this entire story ua based on a little conversation with @arwwwwn if u know, u know have fun~
