Update 21 - HAHAHARSH!

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Hi girlinloved_16! Thanks for adding this book to your RL! This update's dedicated to you. Thanks a lot! ^_^ Enjoy reading!

Ang kagandahan mo, parang PASSWORD

IKAW LANG ANG NAKAKAALAM!!

BOOM!

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Palagi kang Thinking Out Loud

Yan tuloy Grades mo, Till 70!

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Kung pangit ka pero matalino ka,

PANGIT KA PA RIN!

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Ang mga babae sweet yan. Nagbabago lang 'yan pag nasasaktan.

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Sits like MARIA, Fucks like MAGDALENA. XD

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FLAT? Minsan gulong,

Minsan ilong, Madalas dibdib.

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Ang babae daw pag sinasaktan, gumaganda.

Eyy! dapat pala lahat ng pangit, binubugbog na.

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Sabi nila the more mistakes, the more we learn.

So if zero ka sa exam, HANEP ANG DAMI MONG NATUTUNAN.

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Ginawa ang kalsada para daanan ng mga sasakyan.

Hindi pra TITIGAN ako habang dumadaan.

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Oy Girl! Ang kagandahan mo ay parang thesis. Kailangan pang idefend!

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Malamig lang, yakap na gusto mo? Halika dito't pakukuluan kitang malandi ka!

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You feel pretty or handsome? Grab a snickers! You're not you when you're hungry.

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Nung pumasok ako sa puso mo. Lumabas agad ako! Ang dami kasing tao O.P ako -_-

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Past is past.

So kung may utang pa ako sa'yo, kalimutan mo na kasi past is past.

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Ang Bra ay parang Wallet, Aanhin mo pa kung wala namang laman?

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Alam ko naman na pangit ako. So what? Basta para kay God, I'm his most special creation. Bleh!

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I was born COOL, but because of the climate change. I became HOT.

Wotwot!

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Years goes by pero Height ko? standby! ~

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GWAPO?

Minsan: my GIRLFRIEND.

Madalas: my BOYFRIEND.

~AWTS.

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Sa dinami-dami ng gyera sa sanlibutan, bakit sa kama ka pa naputukan? ~

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SIN is like a credit card, enjoy now, pay later. ~

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Because of PORN! I WAS BORN! XD

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Ang BEER at GIN ay talagang nakakalasing, kaya mag-ingat ka! Baka pagising mo, 'di ka na BEERGIN!

ALL IN QOUTES XDTahanan ng mga kuwento. Tumuklas ngayon