ALL IN QOUTES XD

Update 26 - Medyo Naughty xD

dedicated to her :) Thanks fro the votes! :DDD

Texting with your pinky because you're eating.

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Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn't you.

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My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It's freaking 2015, I'll rent a boat..

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I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..

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Practice makes perfect, But nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.

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Facebook's next update, allowing you to check other people's private messages.

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Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together.