CATS

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Ok so like- I have a weird ass relationship with my cat- AND IT'S NOT ZOOPHILIA I PROMISE- literally I call him my son, Sir honk(which isn't his name), honkulus, and son, and I just respond to him by saying "Honk" WHY AM I LIKE THIS- The best part is that he responds to those names and we talk to each other in 'honk's so I mean-

Oh also I really like maple syrup, like the liquid kind, and I found out it's really delicious on bacon, bread and mayo- call me a weirdo but fuck

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