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Dean prov

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Dean prov

(in the main school hallway)

Adam: Oh! Check out what I've done with my locker! (opens locker) Tah-dah! Here's where I keep my books. Down here I keep random strands of hair I've collected to make fake mustaches. And here is where I stockpile old lunches, or, as I like to call it, my tum-tum yum-yums.

(Leo walks over to them, holding a slip of paper)

Bree: Hey, Leo. What's that?

Leo: My progress report. I can't believe my science teacher says I'm always late to class.

Dean: Well, you are always late to class.

Leo: I know that, but I don't need it publicized.

(Chase runs in, holding his own progress report)

Chase: Look at this! An "A-minus"! I knew my Home Ec teacher had it out for me. Always criticizing my muffins.

Adam: Ha-ha! I beat you! I got a "D-plus"! "Plus" because I'm better!

Bree: Adam, the "plus" is-- You know what? It's just not even worth it anymore.

Chase: "D" is not a good grade, but we don't really expect you to get good grades. I'm engineered to be the smartest person on the planet, and I just got an "A-minus." I've been relegated to into the huddled, unwashed masses of minuses, like you!

Dean: got all A's.

Chase: what.

he looks at my paper

Bree: Chase, I know this must be hard for you, but, I mean, look at the bright side-- seeing you fall flat on your face is really fun for us!

Chase: I have got to find a way to reclaim my superiority.

Leo: Well, you could sign up for the Student of the Semester competition.

Chase: What's that?

Leo: Every semester, kids compete to see who can best improve the school. Whoever gets the most votes wins free pencils, a bumper sticker, and a cheesy picture of himself on the wall!

Chase: And that cheesy picture will show everyone that my brilliance reigns supreme! I am so gonna win!

Adam: I call your free pencils! No, wait, I'll take the cheesy picture. Oh gosh, they both sound so good!

(the bell rings)

Chase & Adam: Race ya!

(Adam and Chase run out)

Leo: Oh, no. Science class is all the way at the other side of the school. If I'm late again, I'm gonna get detention. Unless...

Bree, Dean: Unless what?

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