On a breezy night when the rain is raining and the town smells like wet water, a young boy by the name of Groggy and his mom went to the store wanting to get new utensils and kitchenware after Groggy's mom found out her son has been playing roleplay with the kitchenware. A 'ring' was heard at a distance in the door of the small peaceful shop.
Your mc is Y/N a cereal bowl made for the goodness that is cereal. They are a sailor and uses any pronouns but usually they/them. They are waiting in the shelf right now.
The young bowl looked at them "*sigh*... I hope they buy me... ughhhh"
"Pfft please! Not like a bratty bowl like y/n is capapble of uh BEING A BOWL HAH" said a dumbass named "White bowl"
"Well gee"
Groggy comes by 'OOO mommy! I see that boowl! Its so shinyyyy :000"
"Groggy if you wanted to play kitchen you could've just asked to buy toy kitchen toys at the toy shop! Ughhh... I'm so mad at you for breaking that expensive gold encrusted diamond sprinkled silver spoon! It was expensive"
"But mom! He was in love with the 'peasant' fork and she loved him back! Plastic fork's dad Sporkson the 3rd was devistated and ordered Expensive gold encrusted diamond sprinkled silver spoon to get beheaded! It was heroic!"
"You're just making that story up! Honey just say you broke it"
The mother walks up to the bowl area after spending a few mins shopping for new kitchen utensils.
"Georgie! Look at this bowl"
"Mommy.. They look like a sailor who sails across the sea in hopes to find the right one.. and it looks like it can hold a lot of cerial"
"We'll buy it"
After roughly about 4 hours of boring shopping, paying and driving groggy and his mother came home unboxed the utensils they bought
Y/N was placed in a cabinet. In a small apartment. As they were placed they heard a rushing sound
"Ello! Looks like we're roomates! Names Kettle and this is my brother Harold the cup"
"UGH NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHY WORLD!? WHY CAN'T I JUST LIVE ALONE UGH! KICK THAT BOWL OR WHATEVER I WANT THEM GONE UGHHH"
"Hai I'm Y/N"
"Lookie! Looks like Harold isn't the only one with a name that's not named after their species! You might make good friends with each other"
"UGH why would I be friends with this LOo0OoOSER BOWL"
Harold seems to be the younger one while Kettle looks older. Harold's quite the feisty one i'll have to keep him at his good side, if he has one at least. Kettle looks like a gentlekettle it seems like a nice guy. Oh well
"Come I think there's a spare bedroom for you! It might be a bit iffy but I hope it satisfies you"
Kettle brings me to the area. It's a bit dusty and messy. There are like 5 spiderwebs in the corner.
"Haha! We never use this room, only when some of our friends are over but one of them prefers the couch"
"You never clean the guest bedroom?"
"Yeah.."
"Who you you keep here?"
"My good friend Spoon. They're a surfur! Sometimes they stop buy after they go to the bathtub and crash for a bit. Oh and I almost forgot my 'good friend' Plate. They also stay here sometimes"
"Wait Kettle weren't you supposed to meet them today? You know???? Like hang out??" Harold charges into the room running in his beach attire.
"CRUD! WE ONLY HAVE 1 HOUR TO PACK AND MEET UP!!"
"Uh.. what" Said Y/N confused as hell
"OH sorry Y/N we planned to meet with our friends today in the bathtub. We forgot about it!"
"HAaAah YOU forgor about it. I packed everything! What a bad friend Kettle! Tsk tsk tsk better think better if you wanna impress Plate or whatever"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Kettle rushes in grabs their amazingly amazing triangle bikini very revealing but good enough
"I'll come too! I'd like to meet your friends!"
"Sure"
You get in a very epic swimsuit just imagine the swimsuit ur wearing
You, Harold and Kettle get in the box car as you drive along and arrived at the bathtub. You see quite a lot of other objects such as the toilet paper and the sponge.
"Yo Kets! You're pretty early"
"What? I thought you said to meet at 10 pm?"
"I said 11"
"OH, That's what Harold told me"
"Classic Harold the cup!" This spoon guy says
"Anyways this is our new roomate Y/N! They moved a while back we were helping them pack"
"Good to meet you"
Spoon reeches out their hand (OR SMTHN IDFK) and shakes your hand very hardly
"H-hi nice to meet you" You feel something in your head, something itchy... You feel as if your brain is itching and start to feel all fuzzy inside... oh crap you like spoon suddenly. How and why? You just met this guy but their surfur dude accent is so attractive to you you feel like kissing them. Jesus christ you should move slower
You realize you've been holding Spoon's hand (OR SMTHN LMAO) for a few mins staring at their w a r m hand blushing hard asf like your a red cereal bowl. I'm concerned why spoon didn't even just let go guess they also liked t o u c h i n g your hand, your soft warm hand
"Woah uh... that's like been going on for 15 mins now... why don't we go surfing near the tap and whatnot?" Kettle says very confused
You and Spoon get out of that weird uwu zone and separate hands "U-uh sorry.." Spoon looks away with a ShY Sm1le
"U-uh" you look away from spoon blushing incredibly hard as if you were covered in tomato juice top to bottom
A plate runs to the bathtub huffing and tired "Kyaa I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE I COULNT FIND MY TOWEL AND IT GOT CLOGGED IN THE TOILET AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT SMELLED LIKE DOOKIE AND AND-"
"Nahh don't worry much it's all good you're actually really early. I'm supers impressed since you're usually sooooo dang late"
"Oh who's this lovely bowl? They're so cute"
"Huh?" This feels akward since I'm taller than them. Nice compliment tho
"Oh this is Y/N they're Kettle and Harold's new roomie!" Spoon says
"Oooh!"
You head to the bathtub exited
Kettle goes on the edge and just catches some rays, Plate teaches Harold how to swim. That just leaves you and Spoon alone together...
"Oi wanna go surfin at the tap. Waters hella hard runow"
You and Spoon go surfing and and and and
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SPOON X Y/N IN PT 2
Note this series is satire
YOU ARE READING
Spoon x Reader
RomanceFrom the banger series Kette... A bowl named Y/N was recently bought by goggy the dinosaur loving child. Y/N met this surfing loving spoon named well Spoon. You deeply fall in love with spoon. What will happen next (note this is not canon)
