It's a bright day in April. April 23. Why does everything happen on The 23? Either way my brother should arrive- and my door has been kicked down. "BOOM BABY" A! Wattpad screams. Why does everybody kick down my door? "Hi AWP." Hi grunt. " Wassup brother! " me and A!Wattpad talk about life and stuff, and I don't tell him about AO3 last thing I need is him telling ugh dad. Dad loves the concept of marriages. If he knew I'm dating someone hed make us marry each other immediately. Why does my dad have to be a billionare? I go to set up my door when... My next door neighbor Twitter rolls around. What have I done to deserve this? "Heyyyy Watty!!! Whatcha doing without a door hun?" She asks wringing her arms around me nec k. "Woaaahhhh WP!" shit. " YOU HAVE A GF?!?!?! " Twitter giggles at the title 'wattpad and Twitter are together gives her a rush of dopamine I guess. "Yes he does!!" She laughs in joy, finally getting her way. " Wow! How long have you been together Babylonian lah" I tune out everything theyre saying. As much as I hate Twitter I don't want to embarrass her, eve n if she doesn't let go off me. Then I hear ugh more footsteps. Oh. No. I recognize the smell of particular dog shit from anywhere. Aoo3 walks over with a big grin and closed eyes. "Okkkk so I know you said I shouldn't have come but I couldn't help myself and I made us some meatloaf so we can eat and talk! Isn't that great wattypadd---yyy...." She grows silent at the sight of Twitter wi th her arms around me like a girlfriend. "You cheated on me?!?!!" She screeched. " Its. It not what looks like! " I plead. "Who's th is?!?!!" She pointed at A! WP "I'm his sick brother!" He says. " YOU'RE RELATED TO AN APPPPPPPP?!?!!?!!!?!!? " ao3 yelped. "Archive pl-" she cute me off. "WHAT'S NEXT ALIENS FROM MARS ARE HERE TO INVADE YOU?!?!!?!" it was at that moment a UFO crashed into our apartment complex . We all stared in shock. The door opener to reveal.......... MARVIN THE MARTIAN AND ELON MUSK?!?!!?! "We have come to say that it is really rude to litter on a planet you don't live on you know?!?!!? Don't you apps have man ers?!?!" Marvin announced . "Umm...I think this is the wrong apartment" I say uncomfortable. " Then what's this? " Elon threw a bag at me I open it up to see Doordash. I look up in shock. I can't say a word, what the actual fuck is going on? "You are under arrest!" Olimar in a police outfit says. " OLIMAR?!?! " we all GASP in shoxk . "That's right after Pikmin 3 I abandoned my old job and life to become a cop on Mars." he explains. All of this is overwhelming I can t handle it. And I explode.
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AO3 and Wattpad
RomanceA03 and Wattpad are two different people. But destiny brought them together for only the most simplest love story of all time. This, is my wonderful A03 x Wattpad fanfiction.I Time taken to make this- 6 hours in a row (shit)
