When a non-horsey person tries to talk about riding:
non-horsey: Ya know....I was on my riding class yesterday.
me: You have riding classes? Really? Oh, that's great, now we can chat about horses some more.
non-horsey: Yeah! And listen to this: I was riding a very beautiful little horsey, I think it was a baby.
me: Oh, you mean a pony.
non-horsey: They are called ponies? Oh great. And now this: he started walking fast, we were at full gallop. Oh my God, we looked so good!
me: You mean you were in trot.
non-horsey: Are you sure?
me: *100% sure look*
non horsey: Okay, never mind. When we stopped, I saw a reaaaly beautiful horse.
me: And?
non-horsey: He was brown with white dots, he was SO CUTE, looking like a caw...aww...I decided I want to ride him next time. And oh yeah, my mum bought a new bridle, I can't wait to put a new girth in his mouth.
me: Okay, this is enough. I give up. Too much for my ears for now.
JTheEquestrian
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Equestrian life
HumorShort equestrian quotes and things from our life with horses. - some of the quotes are written by me, and some are not (picked up from the Internet or social networks).
