𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗿 × 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 [OLD]

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒

(There's a newer version anyways so this chapter is bordering on crack)

"You're a sneaky little thing, aren't you?"

Y/n glowered at this cabbage head mother🍑er, practically bristling with frustration as he gave her a mocking but still mildly irritated look.

Her eyes caught the healing cut on his throat and she couldn't help the small huff of disappointment that had left her.

'So close... I'd been so close,' she thought with a small pout, 'Damn you, you incompetent turd!'

"Damn it, he beheaded me again! Why am I always getting my head cut off?!" Daki screamed in fury, the noise causing the two demon slayers and her own damn brother to give her an exasperated look, "This sucks!!!"

"Have you figured it out?" Gyutaro wondered aloud as he kept his eyes on both demon slayers with a little frown, "Ah, doesn't matter if you have, you're slowly dying over there and this sneaky pest won't be able to handle us both. You're both going to die slowly and painfully."

BAM

"Think again, Cabbage Bastard!" y/n jolted at the sudden noise and looked over to where Inosuke was posing fiercely, "I'm here too! The amazing Inosuke-sama and his underling have arrived!"

The underling in question was Zenitsu, fast asleep but looking locked in at the same time. That's... creepy.

Gyutaro raised a brow, "Huh? Who the hell are you?"

All of a sudden, Tanjiro's dramatic 🍑 dropped down and landed from above, sword at the ready and prepared to beat the 💩 out of these dumb 🍑 demons.

Uzui, who was still looking a little worse for wear, grinned, "Quite the flamboyant entrances, you three! That's more like it!"

Gyutaro scoffed, "Summon all the little small fries you want, you're all going to die here! That light in your eyes is pissing me off!"

'Hm...' y/n caught Tanjiro's gaze and she blinked.

She motioned to her neck, imitating a slicing motions twice, before returning her hand to her sword. Would he be okay? His hands were shaking like crazy.

"Nope! We'll win!" Uzui declared out of the blue.

"As if, get real you delusional old bastard! The only competent one here is the Hashira and he's slowly succumbing to poison!" Daki shouted back and Shiori's voice rang out from somewhere with a, "You can't be talking, old 🍑 hag, sit your 🍑 down!"

"Poison?" Tanjiro gasped, giving the Sound Hashira but the dude didn't even look fazed in the slightest.

"Doesn't matter, we'll still crush you bottom feeders! I may have poison coursing through my body, but I'm on fire!"

"Quit it with the useless exclamations!"

"Shut up! Your first mistake was underestimating us humans!" Uzui shot back, "These three boys are my flamboyant tsuguko, and the boring scrub has been trained by a crazy strong psycho chinchilla," "YOU CALLED SHINAZUGAWA-SAN A WHAT?!" "They're relentless and won't back down! Even if their limbs fall off, they won't stop fighting — besides, I already know how to take you down! By beheading you simultaneously, right?"

'So much talking... we should attack while they're too busy talking, yeah?' y/n wondered as Uzui and Inosuke kept it up with the really loud 💩 talking.

Gyutaro, despite the 💩 talk, was still all smug, "All the other slayers who figured it out still died because they couldn't achieve such a simple task. Not even the Hashira my sister and I have—!"