I hate my LA teacher.

Good luck

Class sucked, as per usual. But it sucked even more today, wanna know why? Because we have e-learning with my least favorite teacher, the LA teacher. Not only was it my LA teacher, but she had no idea what she was doing. Only 10 people where actually in the class and I was the only one with my screen on (definitely not trying to get extra points)

Anyways, the teacher was beginning to tell people to turn their camera's on. Yea no one listened. A few people turned it on, but it was facing right into the ceiling.

After awhile people finally decided to turn their camera's on and the LA teacher finally took attendance. When it was my turn to say here, I had the biggest fucking voice crack. And I mean I sounded like a 7 year old little girl, IT WAS UGLY. 

After that embarrassment I immediately turned my camera off. 

"Patrick?" said the lady with 3 kids. 

"Does anyone know where Patrick is?"

No one answered. Obliviously

Then some kid with dead looking hair said "He said he was going to be late because his internet wasn't working."

Bullshit, I had seen him post on snap 4 minutes ago about how he was going to the bowling ally . I mean- good for him. I wouldn't want to be in this class either. 

The teacher only looked at the camera and nodded with an annoyed look on her face.

The class continued and we got assigned 4 different assignments that where all due tomorrow, and I was still working on mine from last weeks. At this point a bunch of people where typing among us codes into the chat. Wait I thought that game was dead. As people began getting in trouble for not doing their work the teacher suddenly said

"Who is Ugly A$$?" 

I could see people giggling on their screens when the dead hair kid said "NO, WHY?" with his mic on full blast, his head right next to the screen.

"They're trying to join the google meet, does anyone know them?"

Then some other bitch said "Oh, maybe its Patrick trying to join from his phone." biggest mistake of her life

Then the dude who was "Ugly A$$" joined. And oh my god that was not not Patrick.

Instead of Patrick it was some old fat man, completely naked. He was hairy everywhere else except for his head. The hair on his dick was probably longer than the dick itself.  This motherfucker was jerkin it to some hentai type shit. -I JUST GOT AUTO-CORRECTED FOR HENTAI

The dude's camera and mic where on, so we heard everything. His moans where some of the ugliest noises I had ever fucking heard. They didn't even sound like moans, it sounded like someone sat on a cat and fucking killed it. The only other sound was dead hair kid's mic, still on full blast. He mumbled something like "Holy crap, why is it so small?"

The dude jerked it for a minute or so until he let a weird sounding moan and the camera got covered in some 'unknown' liquid. Everyone was silent. Well everyone except the dead hair kid, he was breathing really loud. He said something like "That's not even what a dick looks like." 

Ugly A$$ then left the call, everyone was in shock. I saw one kid on my screen though, he looked like he enjoyed the entire thing, mostly because his hand was fucking covered in his own-

"Class?"

No one responded. The teacher was literary crying, not in the cute type of way, more like a pig had a hard time breathing kind of way. I can't blame her for crying though, I mean she was definitely going to lose her job. Maybe even go to jail....

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AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW MY LA TEACHER GOT FIRED FOR SHOWING PORN TO CHILDREN