Terribly Funny, Nott.

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I took the wands from their hands and cautiously tucked them into my robe pockets.

"MOBBULUS!" I yelled, as a bright spark of light left my wand and the boys sprung back to action. I jumped in the middle, my back facing Theo, and looking at Draco.

"Can you give us 5, Theo?" I asked.

He breathed heavily, and put his palm out. I placed his wand in it and he left the girls bathroom.

"Now, Dray. What's wrong?" I asked, grabbing his shoulders.

"Don't fcking touch me." He hissed.

I was taken aback and hurt. "And- why're you mad at Theo?" I asked.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! JUST A WHILE AGO YOU FCKING KISSED NOTT?" Draco yelled.

"I DID NOT!" I yelled.

"I SAW YOU WITH MY OWN EYES! DON'T FCKING LIE TO ME!" He said, a hot tear rolling down his cheek.

"I AM NOT LYING TO YOU!" I said, tears running down my face.

"OH YEAH, THEN EXPLAIN THIS!" He yelled, shoving a picture at me.

It was a corner of our dorm.. Me and Theo... kissing.

But that never happened!

That was when I noticed the wall clock.

"9.35 am. I was in Transfiguration, so was Theo! Why don't you ask McGonagall! This is one terrible misunderstanding!" I said, my voice shaking.

There was a little silence. "FUCK OFF!" He yelled.

"Draco-" I began.

"I SAID FUCK OFF!" He yelled.

Tears flowed uncontrollably as I walked out the bathrooms. Theo was waiting in the corridor for me. Seeing me crying uncontrollably, he wrapped me in warm embrace.

"We're heading back to my dorm."  I said.

"And why is that?" Theo asked.

"We're investigating! Duh!" I said.

"Why investigating?" He asked, confused.

"Draco is under the impression that I snogged you in my dorm." I said, letting out a sigh. 

Theodore was obviously trying to hold in a laugh.

"Wait- when? And your dorm?" He said, looking slightly worried.

"9.35 a.m." I said simply.

"How is it that you know everything?" He said, slightly bewildered.

"It's the clock in the picture Theodore!" I said, rolling my eyes

 And we went up the additional tower and into room 394. When I was about to open the door, Theo stood infront of me.

"Look- Don't open the door" He began.

"Get outta my way rat infested chicken!" I said, pushing him away.

But once I got in, I saw my biggest fear. An old lady with only two teeth left in her mouth. She was tall, thin, and..dry as a wire. But her face would scare any old chap.

"Harmony Mallin!" I yelled. "Riddikulus!" She turned into a street light. Like the ones these muggles have on their roads. My Muggle studies teacher told me it was not to only attract flies, and I was beyond shocked!

I got a book from my satchel and hit Theo hard in the head, several times.

"YOU LEAVE A GODDAMN BOGGART IN MY DORM AND THINK IT'S FUNNY!? DRACO HATES ME NOW, THANKS TO YOU!" I yelled, continuing to hit him.

"Ow! Ow! Does that mean! Ow! That us getting together! Ow! Is his biggest fear! Ow! STOP HITTING ME!" He shrieked.

"Does that mean, he saw his boggart?" Theo asked, breathing deeply.

"Of course it does, dunderhead!" I yelled. "What am I supposed to do now, huh?" I yelled, charging at Theo with my wand.

"It was my idea of a prank." Theo mumbled.

"Oh yeah? Leaving people to face their biggest fears? Really witty. Terribly Funny Nott."

We spun around to see Draco.

"You- heard all that?" I asked, taking a step closer to him.

"Of course I did." He said, smiling slightly.

I walked closer up to him, and he took a step forwards. 

Without any warning, he crashed his lips onto mine, engulfing me in a passionate kiss. His hands traveled to my hips as he grabbed them and pulled me closer, deepening the kiss.

"Salazar's snakes, get a room!" Theo laughed.

"We happen to be in our room. Mind leaving us to it?" Draco chuckled, still holding onto me.

"Alright, lovebirds." He said, walking out our dorm.

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