SECOND MURDERER: A light, a light!
THIRD MURDERER: 'Tis he.
FIRST MURDERER: Stand to't.
BANQUO: It will be rain tonight
FIRST MURDERER: Let it cum down (murderer winks and smirks towards audience in a mischievous and sexy manner)
*The murderers go to attack, the first murderer strikes out the light, the audience hears pained anguish. Onstage light turns back on. We see two murderer lying on the ground with fatal stab wounds. Banquo and the first murderer are standing alone together, Fleance has fled*
FIRST MURDERER: You know I could never bare to say goodbye to my sweet harlet
(Banquo blushes uwu, he is shy)
BANQUO: I thought you'd turned against me
(First murderer slowly steps towards Banquo, his breath quickens and becomes shallow as the murderer places his veiny, bloody hands on Banquo's hips and pulls him in. Banquo loved it when the murderer took control and he knew it)
BANQUO: I thought you'd betrayed me for Macbeth
FIRST MURDERER: It's always been you and only you babygirl
(Banquo has butterflies in the pit of his stomach as the murderer presses his member against him. Banquo pretends not to feel it, murderer looks down and says in a low, gravelly voice)
FIRST MURDERER: That's because of your franchis'd bosom
*The murderer grabs banquo's wrist and guides it t'wards his member. For a few seconds, he forgets there are two dead bodies scattered on the floor around them. It was just the three of them. Banquo, the first murderer, and his member. Just how it was in the glorious summer of 1069. The murderer suddenly slams Banquo against the wall his surprisingly soft hand wrapped around Banquo's tender neck*
BANQUO: Stop it, not here my love, come hither upon my noble steed ;)
*There is a blackout on stage. We hear the sound of Banquo scream moaning "it's in deepest.... nghhhhh consequenceeee" *
