Clay: I need help opening this bag of extra hot doritos!!
Glory: Don't you think of anything else other than eating?
Peril: I can open it!!
Clay: You melted it!!😭😭
Clay: ☠death☠
Tsunami: Clay's dead!!
Glory: Serves him right.
One week later (Clays Funeral):
Tsunami: You were a great guy to be with. I'm sad to see that you died over a bag of doritos.
Clay from grave: Extra Hot Doritos!!
Tsunami: Sorry, "Extra Hot Doritos".