trigger warning- adultery

Mimima and Jimima

Jamima the doorframe slowly slipped down the wet door as he made eye contact with Mamima. They slid up and now the door frames and connected chilli peppers. 😍😍😍

But minahil, jimima wifyyy, saw what was happening and suddenly picked mamima away from the love of her life  and slowly took jimima into her arms, only to. Realise that she's now pregnant with mamimas birds dogs nan

All of a sudden the tiny birds, dogs and nans came shooting out of Mamma Mia's ass. Jimima couldn't help but stare in awe as Mamma Mia lifted up a short circle of squishy wify and screamed "JIMIMA PAPA BABY, WE SHALL NAMETH THIS ONE:::::: NIKICHILDNIPSAHHHHHHH." She threw the child to Jimima and caught him, dancing around singing berries and cream while the baby child nips screamed, "YOU LESBIAN WHORE"

Olivia was then summoned with the sudden call. Of the lesbian whore and then wisped away nikichildnips from the beloved parents, the door frame and the human where speachless only find out this was mamimas plan all along

TW: HOMOPHOBIA BY MAMMIMA Lilly came along doing Oompa Loompa squats while running to Olivia, they both held the squishy white ball of japanese baby and swung it in the air. Jamima screeched his mating call, swinging his chilli pepper. Mamma Mia turns into a hawk and flies after the two homos and tried to take off their bundas. Diana then leaps into action, grabbing Jimimas chilli peppers and slicing it clean off as she boomeranged it at Mimmina and helped the other two gays run away with the little squishy boll of nikinipples.

After they had gotten away jimima grew a new chilli pepper that turned into nikichildnips real mum (miakey) and call Mason, who was eating some rocks, Mason saw minahil eating the last bits of her tears and leaped to help her find his new found step nippels

Mason sprinted Tisha style to Mamma Mia and snogged her ear. Jamamia then huffed and Jeremy came and slapped Mason around the face with his massive ass shlong like chilli pepper. The fags, Lilly, diana and Olivia, continued running with the ball of Japanese baby, giggling in their shein jumpers and satchels. Lilly's mam came over and stole Olivia, marrying her in 2.8 seconds as diana slowly falls off a cliff. Lilly screams and levitates. She turns into a fuckboy and bare flirts with the baby. "YOU NONCE." MAMAMIA SCREAMED AS SHE FLY KICKED LILLY, BUT SHE MISSED AND CONTINUE FLYING TIL THIS DAY.

Lilly then reached the nikichildnips and offered him up as a sacrifice to the one and only hole spirit of ur mam, miakey and minahil and jimima came running over to find that Olivia had ran over the tree that help the snow ball world together, are they going to die before nikichildnips turns car

TW; LILLY, GAYNESS, ROADMAN SONGS, EXISTENCE OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.The tree fell into Lilly's bunda cheeks, Nikichildnips leaped free. He sprinted to his dad, Jiminery, and ripped off his chilli pepper once again. "FOR FUCKS SAKE, I JUST GREW THAG🕺🏻😤😤" JIMIMNA YELLED, ANGRY AS HE KICKED THE LITTLE BOLL OF JAPANESE BABY. THE BABY SCREAMED AS DIANA CAUGHT IT, STILL FALLING IN SLOW MO (YES SHES DTILL FALLING), AND THEN AGUSTD STARTED DOING YHE WHIP NAE NAR SCREAMING "MIGHT LINK MY TING FROM THE CLIFFFF" HE HELD UP DIANA AND THE BOLL OF JAPAANDSE. LILLY SCREECHED AND SORINTS TO LIV AND HER MAM "U WHORE" SHE YELLED AS LILLYS AND OLIVIAS AND DIANAS DADS CAME OUT AS GAY, DABBING AS THEY RAN ALONG TO THEIR FAG CHILDREN. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

TW: JOJO SIWA

Minahil being confused calls hit man bang to make him take back his ex wife lilly, once he and jyp oppar came, jimima instantly fell in love with oppar jyp and then Mason and minahil got married, Olivia stole nikichildnips, only to fine that mamima had come back like a boomerang and kicked lilly in the bobs and miakey took her chance at claiming her nikichildnips once again. Min yoongi jumped with joy as santa came flying down on his large carrot, that was Vernon.

Venom and Keeho screeched, falling from the sky with Santa on his massive flying carrot. JYP and Jimima stared seductively at eachother as JYP softly caressed the door frame with a massive smirk on his big juicy lips. "Wae kura chi mollaaaaa." He whispered seductively into the door frames ear(don't ask). The fags were gone, somewhere with the Japanese baby and some Yoongi guy idk and Lilly is FUCK KNOWS WHERE BUT YK, Lilly's mam flapped her arms, attacking the big carrot and Santa growled as Vernom screeched and fell off the cliff in slo mo too. Hitman bang and Mason got married, Mammamia got heartbroken. Suddenly a door opened and inside a room we saw Papa Mochi on the floor crying as Namjoon stared at him with a very strict face. Taehyung was seen behind him chanting some fucked up witchcraft which turned the fags into straights (still no idea where they are).

Namjoon forgave papa  when he turned to love hitman bang, tae summoned the straights back to give nikichildnips back to his real parents (idk if its miakey or minahil??) mamima and yoongi doed in a car crash whilst falling of the cliff, door frame jimima and jyp oppar got married - and had 1835589997r6oe28964853582963 9 2 kids, venom and keeho turned into little gay elfs gnomes from Asda and the tree turned into a bin.

And the carrot fell from the the sky. Lilly turned into a nun, living her life as a straight. The end. (They all died after 2 minutes❤️).