Garry and g r eggs are having a loving date at the church when all of a sudden... callum the road man comes and slapped Garry's mother with a fish that had wings. Diana flew from the sky to save the fish but he was gone.
The fish reincarnation into a little Japanese boy who wasn't so little..INFACT he was 6'3 and younger than Garry at the prime age of 69. Lilly's shlong came through a portal which appeared 5 minutes before she entered the room, Garry gasped in amazement at the colossal meaty sword. Jimin OPPAR then swung into the scene via a Bluetooth tree branch and sliced Lillys shlong into 3 equally cut hot dog slices. Hadia then arranged them on a plate, gourmet style and presented them to Mr Mwangi. "DISTINCTION STAR!" he yelled in excitedment while Diana did hip thrusts.
The hip thrust were so hard that she flew to Uranus. Lilly laughed at her for 7.71 seconds.miffed diana then hip thrust back smashing Garry's face. It discombobulated like the speed of lightning.Garry now turned into and smooshed ice cream.hadia suddenly smashed the gourmet food on Lilly's head.Lilly's laugh faded away. She then Michael Jacksoned to liv and combusted the watermelon liv was eating.
As the watermelon smashed open the famous Jackson wang from china apparently flew out from the melon shaped hole, at the famous party where rose almost died, Diana and Garry continued fighting only to lead to Diana pulling a gun out and shooting his ice cream head (since Diana is a mafia boss) minahil was so miffed that she wasn't able to finish Garry off that she had called her famous hockey play friend Ellie over to beat Diana with her stick.
Mr Butler and JYP held hands as they giggled, skipping together over to the scene. All of a sudden Miss Valentine came sprinting over, "CONSENT IS KEY!!! DO NOT TOUCH SOMEONE W YOUR MEATY SWORD WITHOUT CONSENT!!!!" Lilly turned and her newly grown shlong followed, whacking Miss V right out of the way. Minahilhwa cheered, hip thrusting as Seonghwa came into the room yelling "HAKUNA MATATA YUHHHH" while Hadia beat the shit outta Harry. Emily then entered and Minahil shat on her. Lillys mum then entered and gave Callum a good old snog, Lilly then went off to a corner and sobbed. Diana then breathed on Ellie and she flew off of a cliff.
To this day she is still flewing. Then liv gave Emily a buy one get one free by shatting on her again whilst a seagull flew by and shat on Lilly.Diana amazed by her discovery started blewing of trees the trees got so sad that they started bleeding. Lilly with shat on her head danced with jyp with clear pants in slow motion. Then bang pd got angry th at jyp stole Lilly so he bankrupted Lilly pumpkin.
After Lilly had been bankrupted she's started a campaign for free blowjobs, Diana and callum joined in after divorcing Lilly's mum. NIKICHILDNIPS the second had returned from the hospital and was like a little lad to the point he had a suit in, he also joined the campaign to get a job blowing for free....
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trigger warning- adultery
RomanceTW: PRIESTS MUST NOT READ fanfics written in a whatsapp groupchat by my friends bullying each other.