There's a war going on out there somewhere, and Andrey isn't here. There's a war going on out there somewhere, and Andrey isn't here.
There's a war going on out there somewhere, and Andrey isn't here. There's a war going on out there somewhere , and Andrey isn't here.
Raz dva tri!
And this is all in your program; you are at the opera. You're gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot, 'cause it's a complicated Russian novel. Everyone's got nine different names. So look it up in your program. We appreciate it; thanks a lot. Da da da.
Natasha: Natasha is young. She loves Andrey with all her heart.
She loves Andrey with all her heart. Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
Sonya: is good. Natasha's cousin and closest friend.
Natasha's cousin and closest friend. Sonya's good, Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
Marya: is old-school. A grand dame of Moscow. Natasha's godmother. Strict, yet kind.
Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind. Marya's old-school, Sonya's good, Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
And this is all in your program; you are at the opera. You're gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot, 'cause it's a complicated Russian novel. Everyone's got nine different names. So look it up in your program. We appreciate it; thanks a lot. Da da da.
Anatole: Anatole is hot. He spends his money on women and wine.
He spends his money on women and wine. Anatole is hot, Marya's old-school, Sonya's good, Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
Hélène: is a slut. Anatole's sister. Married to Pierre.
Anatole's sister, married to Pierre. Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot, Marya's old-school, Sonya's good, Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
Dolokhov: is fierce, but not too important. Anatole's friend. A crazy good shot.
Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot. Dolokhov is fierce, Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot, Marya's old-school, Sonya's good, Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
Chandeliers and caviar, the war can't touch us here. Minor characters:
Old Prince Bolkonsky: is crazy, and
Mary: is plain.
Andrey's family: totally messed up.
And
Balaga's: just for fun!
Balaga's just for fun! Balaga is fun, Bolkonsky is crazy, Mary is plain, Dolokhov is fierce, Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot, Marya's old-school, Sonya's good, Natasha is young, and Andrey isn't here.
And what about Pierre: Dear, bewildered, and awkward Pierre. Rich, unhappily married Pierre.
What about Pierre? What about Pierre? What about Pierre?
YOU ARE READING
The Great Chaos of 1812
Randomit's the (bway) lyrics to Great Comet of 1812 except it's in no logical order and in the style of a novel in the comments next to each line/paragraph will be both the character saying the line and annotations by Dave Malloy
