queenie ⚤ lando norris ✓

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LANDO
bro i miss u

QUEENIE
well done, u just turned
our situationship into a
brotherhood 😀

LANDO
brb making a fb gc called
the brotherhood of good sex
LANDO
look out for the invite xx

QUEEN
how would u know
QUEENIE
u've not gotten any yet

LANDO
unfortunately

QUEENIE
win me a trophy and i'll
think about it :*<3

LANDO
wooooow
LANDO
ur only with me for
my job?

QUEENIE
yes??? why else would i
be with you??

LANDO
you pain me

QUEENIE
book a physio appointment

LANDO
you're hilarious 😐

QUEENIE
i know hehe
QUEENIE
when are u home?

LANDO
sunday night

QUEENIE
then i assume you'll be
vv busy preparing for spa

LANDO
you assume correctly
LANDO
it's a triple header so i'll
be quite busy for nearly
a month once i get back

QUEENIE
that sucks :(((

LANDO
ik :-(

QUEENIE
nvm i never wanna see
u again after that

LANDO
u need to accept me
for me queenie

QUEENIE
dont be so dramatic

LANDO
how can i not be dramatic
when my "situationship"
doesn't accept my smiley
faces :-(

QUEENIE
i swear u just do it now to
make my skin crawl

LANDO
oof she's smart

QUEENIE
oof unlike someone

LANDO
🤸
          🏌️you're done

QUEENIE
STOP THAT IS SO
FUCKING FUNNY

LANDO
i've been tryna tell u for
ages that i'm funny 😔

QUEENIE
&& u've finally
convinced me xxxx
QUEENIE
well done

LANDO
i hate u

QUEENIE
lie: detected

NOTES !
thank u so fuckin much for 50k reads!!!

also we're #1 in #mclaren i-

i could cry not even joking lmaoo