you were hanging out with kie and sarah at kie's house, talking about what girls talk about at sleepovers
"have you and jj had sex yet?" kie says stuffing her mouth with cookies
"yeah, we've never heard jj brag about it because it's what he do-" sarah adds
"yeah" you interrupt
they both stare at you blankly
"when?" kie says laughing
"in the hot tub, john b's kitchen, the bathroom floor, spare room bed multiple times-" you say counting on your fingers
"ok we get it" sarah cuts you off before you keep naming places
"you should prank him" kie suggests
"how so?"
"pregnancy test" she continues
"i'm not pregnant though"
"yeah i know, i think, but you can tell jj you're late and then we'll take you to buy a test and then we write the second line on it with a marker that indicates you're pregnant"
"he's gonna hate me... let's do it" you agree
"i can buy the test their only like $15" sarah adds
"should i go find jj now?"
"yes" they both say in unison
you pull up life360 on your phone and it says jj is at john b's chateau, as you suspected
"ok we'll i'm gonna scare the shit out of him" you say with a smile on your face while grabbing your car keys
"here" sarah says, handing you $15 in cash for the test
"thank you!" you yell running down the stairs
you get in your car and quickly turn it on, whipping out of the driveway. you planned out what you were going to say to him during the whole car ride, you think you finally have it down
"jj!" you yell when you walk through the doors of the chateau
"bedroom!" he yells back
you quickly got walk to where he was and you find him laying in the bed shirtless, dying from the heat wave
"what's up"
"have we ever fucked without a condom"
"why"
"just answer the question!"
"um hot tub, in the twinkie... why?"
you scratch your head looking around the room, "i'm late"
"why are you still here if you're late, leave if you have to be somewhere"
"jesus jay, my period is late.. i don't have to be anywhere"
"shouldn't you be glad if it's late, then you're not on it"
"fucking hell jj, when you're late you're either fucked up or knocked up"
his face goes red and his eyes grow wide after realizing what you were trying to say the whole time
"shit" he mumbles
"i'm gonna go run and get a test but i'll come back here after"
"um ok" he says nervously, he's starting to sweat more than he already was
a smile grows on your face as you walk out of his room and get back into your car
"dumbass" you say to yourself as you buckle your seatbelt
you pull into the walgreens parking lot and walk into the store. you immediately go into the health section and start looking for pregnancy tests with lines on them so you can draw it on
you finally find what you need and walk up to the register. the cashier is an old man, probably around 60. he scans your test and tells you how much it is, as you hand him the money sarah gave you, you can tell he is looking you up and down
"you look pretty young. kids shouldn't be having kids" he tells you with tons of attitude
he hands you your change and you take a close look at his name tag
"hey, uh, gary. fuck you" you say throwing your coins at him and snatching your bag off of the counter
you quickly drive back to kies and use her marker on the test, you even pee on it to make it look more realistic. you put the test back in the box and then put it in the bag, driving back to the chateau
you pull into the chateau driveway and walk straight to the bathroom. since you already peed on the test, you ruffle the bag to make it seem like you were taking it out. you then flipped up the toilet seat and poured a water bottle into the toilet to make it sound like you were peeing. you even flushed the toilet. you waited around 5 minutes to come out of the bathroom and show jj the "positive test"
you walk out of the bathroom and try to look flustered as you walk into the room where jj was, with the test in your hand
"hey babe" he says
you slowly walk towards him, gawking at the test
"no.." he says, noticing your face
you nod rapidly and hand him the test, starting to tear up
he stares at it for a good minute, then eventually looks up at you making eye contact
"well, are you gonna keep it or.. you know make an appointment?"
"not sure yet. was kind of hoping you felt strongly about one and not in between so i didn't have to choose" you smile softly
jj fiddles with the test in his fingers until he looks at the tip of his pointer finger and notices a pink stain on it. he then looks back at the test and sees the "positive" line smudged all over. he then looks up at you and sees you on the verge of busting out laughing
you reach over and grab your phone that you had previously set up to record jj's reaction and shove the camera in his face and laugh at him while he flashes his beautiful smile, turning red from embarrassment. he then playfully swats away the camera and tackles you onto his bed and tickles your sides making you squeal
he swings his legs over your hips, trapping you down underneath him. you both stare at each other, looking deep into each other's eyes. jj slowly leans down, passionately connecting your lips. they move together perfectly as you kiss
"i love you future y/n maybank"
"i love you too jay"
a/n: sorry for not updating at all lolz i forget i make these sometimes. requests are open since i literally don't have any but i am open to anything!! <3
