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steve rogers (mcu) #1

A Steve Rogers X Female Reader Story (#1)

Asgardian Whiskey (2013)

The mission just finished. This one in particular was very difficult. It lasted nearly three consistent days. The Avengers had persisted through this battle, despite HYDRA's greatest efforts. Everyone was pretty much exhausted.

"God, we need a break." Tony groaned as he stepped off of the helicopter that just landed on the deck. Tony perhaps got the most injured. Or maybe we all shared a mutual amount of pain. I recognized Pepper's orange hair as she came storming towards Tony.

"Oh, here we go, everyone." Tony warns. I giggle silently, because I know what's about to happen.

"WHERE WERE YOU?!" Pepper yells at Tony.

"Uhm, Slovenia? Slovakia? I can never remember which one is which." he quips with sarcasm. Steve rolls his eyes as he steps down the helicopter landing. Natasha follows behind.

"You said you'd be gone fore six hours at most. SIX! And now you show up——"

"——was a little more than six,"

"——TWO DAYS LATER! I heard NO other word from you, and you just show up?"

"Pretty much."

"You couldn't have sent a message at all?"

"Eh, we couldn't really. They were kicking our asses."

"Uhm, they were actually just kicking your ass." Clint retaliates, appearing behind Tony.

"Well, yeah, that's because you were just hiding in your little nest the whole time." Tony responds. Thor comes on Tony's left side, and clasps his hand onto his shoulder.

"Well, we all put a great effort together. What matters is that we're all back in one piece." he smiled widely to all of us. I gave him an equal smile. I liked that about Thor, how he chose to try and unite us through arguments.

"Y'know, this might be the one time I don't disagree with you, Tony. We could use a nice break somewhere." Steve says.

"I agree." I say.

"Well, where should we go? Bahamas? Or wait——"Tony offers, but is cut off by Thor.

"WE COULD GO TO ASGARD!" he says excitedly.

"Um...does your dad permit that?" Nat asks cautiously.

"Oh, hadn't thought of that. Hang on a second," Thor answers, and shortly calls out "HEIMDALL!" A large rainbow beam appears and sucks Thor into the sky. It disappears a moment later, along with Thor. Where he once stood was a sigil that he always leaves behind when cursing this portal.

"God, I hate when he does this. Takes forever to clean up this weird mark he leaves here." Tony complains. No longer than 30 seconds later, This comes back where he last was, as if he had never even left.

"My dad's cool with it!" Thor beamed.

"You sure?" Bruce speaks up, double-checking.

"Well, he did at first frown against the idea of me bringing Mid-guardians up to Asgard, but after reasoning, he agreed to let you all up there for two days. And I guaranteed that you would all behave. Meaning not using any powers or anything." That was fine by me, since like Nat, I was trained in the Red Room. No powers here.