Mark- i wasnt thaaaaaat drunk
Johnny- we were literally at walmart and that speaker thingy came on you screamed out "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN" while on your knees
Mark- oh...
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Taeyong- *talking about yutas obsession with mark*
Yuta- im not obsessed
Taeyong- you sure about that?
Yuta- positive
Taeyong- whos on your home screen? lock screen? gallery?
Yuta- easy mar- oh...
Taeyong- exactly!
Yuta- WHATEVER. how bout we talk about your obsession with jaehyun?
Taeyong- ...
Yuta- exactly *mocking taeyong*
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Jaehyun- have you ever been handcuffed?
Haechan- sexually or by law enforcement?
Jaehyun- ...
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Jaemin- what does winwin do?
Lucas- cocaine
Jaemin- for work..
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Ten- do you play basketball
Sungchan- do you play mini golf?
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Jisung- if you had to describe yourself as an animal what would it be?
WinWin- a NYC pigeon cause everyone ignores me and im savage as fuck
Jisung- oh...well..ID BE A DOG!
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Jungwoo- come with me to Sanbon-dong for thanksgiving next year
Shotaro- i dont know if ill like you in a year.
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*comes out of changing room*
Kun- that shirt is horrible!!!
Jeno- thats the shirt i came in...
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Renjun- who are you looking for?
Yangyang- the person flying that drone..its so smooth
Renjun- thats a bird.
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Tail- i want to blame it on drugs but i think its just his personality.. *talking about johnny*
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Doyoung- where are the frozen vegetables?
Chenle- in the freezer..
Doyoung- thank you!
Chenle- your welcome???
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Henderey- someone stole my bag! someone stole my bag!
Xiaojun- what are you so worried about? you have your phone in your hand and have no money.
Henderey- oh yeah...my chapstick!
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kpop phrases
Fanfictioni made up some quotes for some kpop groups i chose them off of who i thought would say these hope you enjoy it <3
