kpop phrases

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Rm- who threw all the butter away?

Jungkook- im pretty sure it was hobi

Jimin- yeah i mean did you see how many tries it took the staff for him too eat that piece of butter perfectly

Jungkook- he wouldnt stop gagging, i think hes traumatized

Jhope- YOU FUCKING SNITCHES-

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*at award show*

Taehyung- sit down jungkook, my legs are tireeeeed

Jungkook- you dont get it do you?

Taehyung- NO all you have to do is get your ass on that seat its not that hard!

Jungkook- but iu is right there *whisper yelling*

Rm- omg move out the way *pushes jungkook and sits next to iu*

Jin- you had your chance *shrugs*

Jungkook- i still got tae *rolls eyes*

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Jin- yoongi come outside for once

Suga- nah im good

Jimin- cmon! just for a little bit

Suga- no

Rm- why not

Jungkook- yeah why is it so hard

Suga- if i go outside i have to interact with people i dont like to do that now GO AWAY

Taehyung- ....just for a lil bit...

Suga- NO

Jhope- cmon yoongi *drags him out the room*

Suga- fine...whatever... *arms crossed*

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Jungkook- how do people get pregnant?

Rm- when two people sleep together-

Jungkook- like me and tae!

Jin- ..and they love each other very much...

Suga- one of them always gets pregnant.

Jungkook- tae im pregnant

Taehyung- no your not your a dude-

Jungkook- no remember that night we slept together!

Taehyung- that dosent mean anything-

Jungkook- yes it does you were on top and i was on bottom!

Jhope- wait what-

Taehyung- on fucking bunk beds

Jungkook- we slept together

Taehyung- it was a sleepover!!

Jungkook- im keeping the baby

Taehyung- youre not pregnant-

Jungkook- i want child support!!!

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