Chat Wars of roasts

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Online: GeneralWheezes, HelloThere, Barrriss, TwoLightsabers, ShaakTi, Skyguy, YodaIAm, Dooku, Golden, TechnicallyNotTech, T-Rex, Guns

Golden: thats alot of ppl-- minus the sith

Barriss: screw u too man ✌

TechnicallyNotTech: to be fair no one here likes sith and would not want to be here with u

ShaakTi: good point

YodaIAm: blasting music, someone is

TwoLightsabers: me and golden

Guns: im.bored as hell

T-Rex: roast battles?

GeneralWheezes: sure

HelloThere: why not. whos first?

Golden: skyguy, u and me. its the "not listening to orders" for me

Skyguy: lets go. its the "dirt on ur suit" for me

Golden: its the "hair" for me

Skyguy: its the "not letting othete touch me" for me

Golden: its the "its the ships fault!" for me

Skyguy: bc it is!!

YodaIAm: lost u have, skywalker

Golden: 1 pt for me

TwoLightsabbers: shaak ti u and me. its the "calm attitude" for me

ShaakTi: its the "follow in skywalkers steps" for me

TwoLightsabers: its the- ............ uhhhh.. u win

Golden: 1 pt for shaak ti

HelloThere: uhhhh rex u and me

T-Rex: sure. its the "beard" for me

HelloThere: its the "taking risks" for me

T-Rex: its the "so uncivilized" for me

HelloThere: its the "decor on ur armor" for me

T-Rex: its the "cant kill maul" for me

HelloThere: ...... im.done

Dooku: i enjoyed that

Golden: 1 pt for rex nice one

T-Rex: thx

Guns: tech u and me!

TechnicallyNotTech: ur on. its the "explosives" for me

Guns: its the "glasses" for me

TechnicallyNotTech: its the "name hardcase" for me

Guns: its the "technically before every sentence" for me

TechnicallyNotTech: its the "stripe on ur eye" for me

Guns: HEY IT LOOKS COOL!

Barriss: u lost clone lol

TechnicallyNotTech: technically we both are clones

Golden: love thr name tech, anyways tech wins. 1 pt for him

Dooku: hmmm... yoda, i challange u

Skyguy: this will be good.. 👀

YodaIAm: "pointy beard" for me, it is

Dooku: its the "so old and can't even speak well enough to be correctly understood" for me

YodaIAm: "old looking u are, could cripple merlin in battle of elders u can" it is for me.

Dooku: its the "clip ur toes" for me

YodaIAm: it is the "hair is so crusty and dusty, worse than golds crusty, dusty suit it is" for me

Dooku: its the "fact ur so green I bet u drank sewer water for ur whole life" for me

YodaIAm: "Hair line so far back, indian it is in" for me

Dooku: ..... i cant think of anything else

GeneralWheezes: that. was kriffing awesome

Golden: ayoooo! 1 pt for master yoda. ok so winners so far are:

1. me
2. shaak ti
3. rex
4. tech
5. yoda

T-Rex: tech u and me.

TechnicallyNotTech: its the "buzzcut hair" for me

T-Rex: its the "HAIRLINE" for me

TechnicallyNotTech: its the "fact ur face looks like u stole squidwards nose and handsome squidwards chin" for me

T-Rex: its thr "eyes lookin smaller than an ant" for me

TechnicallyNotTech: its the "ur armor looks crustier than Plankten's chum" for me

T-Rex: its the- ..... dang ferrik!

Golden: 2pts for tech! i think we all enjoyed that

ShaakTi: yep

TwoLightsabers: mhm

Guns: im.still bored but that was fun

T-Rex: im.being hunted down by hunter for roasting tech

TechnicallyNotTech: oh kriff

Dooku: it was ammusing...

YodaIAm: to think about some things, i must

Skyguy: it was fun

HelloThere: 7/10

GeneralWheezes: fun to watch

Barriss: ok ig

thats all, im.going to the dark side for roasting everyone-- 💀

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