A convenient portal indeed.

Dammit, Dave!

"GET THE F-HECK UP, EMPLOYEE! WAKE, UPPPPP!!"

Jack jumped up, and socked Steven in his phone-face. "oof!" Steven fell to the floor, laughing could be heard, Jack turned to the source, who was a weird, long necked, square like purple man known as Dave miller, who was dying of laughter, pixelized tears poured out of his dead, warm.. beautiful eyes...

Jack shook his head a little, not the time to think about old crushes. "Sportsy! that, thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT was. PFFFTT!" Dave rose his head to speak only to slam it back down into the ground, muffled cackling could be heard fairly clearly. Jack just stared at his best friend, unimpressed, the orange zambie like man sighed, then turned to his old boss, who was still on the ground. "hey, you ok, Steven?" The phone headed man turned his head to jack, before nodding. "I'm fine, former employee.. just need to do something reeal quick.." Steven stood, brushed himself off, then dive bombed Dave. who in turn started screeching. Jack only smiled, amused. as the too fought on the ground, heads were shoved, dick were smashed Dave yelped as his dick was kicked, "YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! ILL SHOVE AN EGGPLANT UP YER ARSE, PHONE FACE!"

Jack sighed and calmly walked to his two brawling co-workers. jack stood In front of them as they still fought, before picking them up the the scruff of their shift, or flesh in Dave's case. they both were still swinging at one another, but non connected, as jacks arm span was huge, Steven stopped first. looking down in dejection, Dave too did stop, but he turned from them both and pouted, grumbling about 'Sportsy ruining his fun..' sighing once more jack put them both on the ground, Steven sat criss cross apple sauce, like the good boy he is. Dave just sat with his legs out and arms crossed. "alright, are you kids done now?" jack looked at both, Steven looked offended, well as much as a man with a phone for a head could, anyway, Dave's pout just depend his arms still crossed, before he grew a chestire grin, his eyes narrowed, as his lips turned upwards. "yes.. daddy~" Dave's voice went full hentai at the end, he silently chuckled, that would get old sport blush-

Bonk

"What the fuck? jack?" Dave rubed his head where a stick had hit him, he turned up and saw jack turned around, stick in his left hand, and his right one covering his face, it was obvious he was flustered. Dave smirked at that. "A-Hem!" they both turned to Steven, who had stood, he looked tired. "Dave, jack, do you two know where we are?" Jack looked around, eyes widening as he saw nature, trees, brushes, animal shit, and other things. "uhh Dave.." aubergine man looked at tangerine guy. "where did that portal take us..?" Dave thought for a moment, where DID his portal take them, they sure as all holy fuck that they weren't in the flipside no more..

"Hell if I know, Sportsy, I don't know where those very convenient portals lead too!" Dave's arms shot up as he stood, he winced, experiencing a little whiplash from standing so fast. "also, where's Dee?" Jack froze, where was his sister? he looked franticly around, then to Steven. "Steven, do you know where Dee is?" Jack was starting to hyperventilate. Steven looked nervous, "uhh, no, sorry employee..." he looked down. Dave pulled Jack into a side hug. "Jack, the portal closed before she could enter, remember?" Jack's brow furrowed, before his face lit up. "yeah! so she's safe, thank god!" Jack closed his eyes, letting a breath he didn't know he was holding out. he looked at Dave agian. "still, how will we get back?" dave let go of jack and walked to the center of both men. "we'll get back with this very continent portal!" he spoke proudly

.....

"ah shit. looks like were gonna be stuck here for a while..." Jack went to a tree and smashed his head in, while Steven just started cursing up a storm. "HECK! CRUD! CRANBERRY!" Dave looked a both. before sitting down, and eating a berry from a nearby tree. The berry was pretty good, if Dave said so, it would be a great thing for a kebab.

'mmm kababs...'