A House to A|ucard (Anthology •Hellsing)

loud & lewd (44)

Yari: there's also one that's been sitting in my inbox if you want it. The scenario is the reader is watching porn while alu is down in the basement and hears the noises. getting caught masturbating would be so embarrassing, but i have it as a scene in one of my fics.

I feel like he would throw all of his s/o's dildos and vibrators away.. he believes he is good enough for her, and he isn't wrong about it.

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•Alu has been putting in long nights. Often you are fast asleep from trying to stay up, when he gets back to the manor.

•You were hanging on by a thread about not being needy for Alucard. Then it happened. Alucard wasn't wearing his red hat or Victorian duster coat. He was fiddling with his sunglasses, so his gorgeous eyes were on display. Raven hair loose to his waist.

•It could only be worse if he was in his leather straight jacket attire.

•A near silent grouchy whimper left your pouty lips. Why does he have to look delicious all the time? Never a bad hair day...

•With a heavy sigh, you leave the kitchen with cookies and milk in hand. Alucard is going to get back at about 5 a.m. again...

•Alucard heard that cranky, needy sound. The exasperated sigh of complying to not bother him.

•Another long night in your assigned room. It's too hard to sleep in his quarters. His lingering scent is intoxicating and only makes the need so much more painful.

•That's it! You draw the line at a raging case of blue walls! Your lower anatomy is painfully engorged and your pussy feels cramps.

•You took care of yourself before becoming intimate with the Resident Vampire King. You can take the edge off then pay Alu a late morning visit.

•He owes you big time.

•So you begin to make plans. A hot bath then a scented candle. The porn plays on your phone softly to start getting into the groove.

•You rise from the hot water as your body slowly cools down. You toss a thick, soft towel down for things getting messy. The movie is placed in a spot for comfortable viewing.

•Now the fun really begins. You apply the strawberry pleasure balm from your KamaSutra weekend kit. Your fingers rub the balm on your nipples. You can't help licking your fingers for the moment.

•You proceed to the second step by fingering the lubrication through your pussy lips then insert your finger.

•Your first toy is a tongue sensation one. You miss Alu's big, thick muscle licking you voraciously.

•You know the movie is super low but you don't realize you're the one being loud.

"Aaah yes Alu..." your voice thick with want. "Hold me down and fuck me with that ungodly tongue..."

•At this moment Alucard is settled in his chair with a blood packet. He really wants to wake you up for some much needed reconnecting sex.

•He's feeling a little sex starved. He's too proud to use the word needy.

•Then your labored, panting voice drifts to the basement. "Aaah, yes Alu..."

•His nose detects the strawberry scent and sexual moans. You better not be cheating on him with a mercenary of the Wild Geese!

•But his angel wouldn't be using his name so the jealous streak passes.

"Oh please Alu! Don't stop!" you loudly coo out in a husky voice. "I need this! I need you in me!"

•Okay curiosity won't kill the big undead cat but he has to investigate. He just has to...

"(F/n)? Having fun without me?" He growls just loud enough to destroy your concentration.

"Aaah! Alu! Don't scare me like that!" you softly grumble.

"So answer the question Dragostea mea?" his eyebrows are raised up.

•You turn the vibrator off with a slight whine. You had been so close! Suddenly cramps race through your core. Your nub is overly engorged.

"It hurts Alu!" you cry out with tears in your eyes.

•Alu Swiftly moves to the bed. His eyes focus to see the flow of your blood and its pooling in your abdomen region.

"What is this condition my sweet angel?" he rumbles softly.

•His growl sets your body off again. He feels your muscles cramp up tightly.

"Bl..ue w-alls..." you reach with your hand to him. "It hurts Alucard so bad. It will last for two hours..."

The Vampire King dismisses his clothing then crawls like a panther on to your bed. His nose immediately picks up on the strawberry pleasure balm.

"Hmm, this is a nice little secret..." he whispers seductively. " As if you could taste any better but surprise."

•His long fingers locate the almond massage oil. Alu spreads the oil then begins to work all the engorged blood as possible.

•A long pain-free sigh drifts out.

•You're not sure when the massaging ended and his mouth sucking on your extremely hard nipples started. His long fingers glide down your belly then slip between your wet folds.

•Slowly he gets you aroused by fingering your over sensitive pearl. Just when he detects a change in your breathing, he places you on your side then enters your body.

•This is your lazy sex position you love. It tends to keep the powerful Vampire from getting out of hand.

•Alu whispers words of endearment. He wishes you had shared this condition sooner. He wants to make sure your life is free of pain as much as possible.

"I'm sorry my angel," nuzzles your neck. "I had never thought women would get a form of blue balls. I will never make fun of you being needy again. I will be more attentive..."

"Thank you Alu..."

•Suddenly your back arches. You let a soft cry of his name out repeatedly.

•As you slowly come down from your intense high, Alucard grabs your vibrator and then proceeds to create a small portal to chuck the sexual device out.

•The next night Alucard is informed that a homeless man was cold cocked by a woman's vibrator. He says nothing but that crooked smile with teeth showing is a dead give away.

Yes, Women Can Get 'Blue Balls' Too - Here's What It Feels LikeAlly Hirschlag
August 14, 2021

https://www.sheknows.com/health-and-wellness/articles/1111327/women-can-get-blue-balls/

For those who aren't familiar with the term, "blue balls" are how men refer to that tight, churning feeling that happens when they get aroused but don't have an orgasm. While women don't have balls, we do have corresponding sexual organs that feel equally irksome when they don't get to go through the whole sexual cycle.

That's right: people with vaginas are just as capable of getting that uncomfortable, halted-sneeze feeling in our private parts as men - yes, we're talking about the dreaded "blue balls." However, because these sexual organs are more complex - and internal - we can't really call out a specific part as the culprit of our discomfort.