//couldn't think of anything else//
Ryker: *pouring monster into his coffee*
Kayden: what the fuck is wrong with you!?
Zachary: you could at least start with good morning,
Kayden: good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kayden: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ryker: wasnt Zachary with you?
Zachary: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Kayden: *trying to ask Zachary out* do you wanna stay for dinner?
Ryker: *yells from kitchen* DO YOU WANNA STAY FOREVER?
Kayden: do you have kids?
Ryker: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Kayden: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Zachary's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...
(Zachary's religious trauma and dead beat dad let's gooo)
*during the Necrozma sickness sub-arc*
Kayden: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Zachary: *bleeding from more than one place* I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Kayden : So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Zachary does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Ryker : If Zachary were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Zachary jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Kayden : You jump off a cliff!
Ryker : Gladly. Provided Zachary did first.
Kayden: *tending to Zachary 's wounds* How would you rate your pain?
Zachary : Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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I Don't Think You're In Kalos Anymore...
FanfictionRandom story chapters(not in order), one shots, small random scenes, drawings, and incorrect quotes from my pokemon ocs Zachary, Ryker, and Kayden. honestly, i didn't actually expect to make this, but oh well. this is gonna be really bad so just bea...
