Yeah, hdjdhjd these are really fun
Ryker: Hey Zachary,,,
Zachary : yes?
Ryker: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Zachary :...
Zachary : Where’s Kayden?
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Ryker please come to the front desk?
Ryker: Hey, is there an issue?
Store Worker: *points to Zachary and Kayden*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Zachary and Kayden: *simultaneously* We got lost
Ryker: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Ryker: *driving Zachary and Kayden* So how was your day?
Zachary : We almost got surprise adopted!
Ryker: What?
Kayden: We almost got kidnapped.
Ryker: Oh, okay.
Ryker: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT-?!
Kayden: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Zachary : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Zachary: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Ryker: Just rip the bandage off.
Zachary: It’s Kayden
Ryker: Put the bandage back on.
Ryker: yknow, today Zachary and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Kayden: What did you do?
Ryker: nothing, but Zachary, he chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-
Zachary: *holds up a blood covered steering wheel* I got you a present, Ryk!
Kayden: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Ryker:
Ryker: Kayden, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Kayden: *Sips orange juice from bowl*
Thats it! Lemme know if yall like this, even tho noone reads it lmao
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I Don't Think You're In Kalos Anymore...
FanfictionRandom story chapters(not in order), one shots, small random scenes, drawings, and incorrect quotes from my pokemon ocs Zachary, Ryker, and Kayden. honestly, i didn't actually expect to make this, but oh well. this is gonna be really bad so just bea...
