a fazbenders location without the suffering?! DSAF fic

starting a fazbenders location in the afterlife.

Art by me, the art doesn't relate to the fic but it's davesport as humans.)
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Dave pov.

It was a normal ol day in the afterlife since Jack.. left. And we've all been improvin'! I hate ta say but I kinda missed fazbenders in a way, the stuffy old suits, the moldy cardboard tasting pizza, the monster in the ball pit that always took one child a day. Even though the place was horrible he missed it somehow, maybe it was the thrill of killin' kids? Maybe it was because I met old sport there..

I dunno

OH! If I miss it so much, I should have my own location here! I'd need help though

I looked up from the floor at the people I'm sitting with

Phone face

Mean phone face

Former sock puppet..

Maybe I could ask em!

"Dave, you're staring. What's up?" Dee said lifting up the puppet mask so she could speak clearer.

"Oh, ya know.. just wanting to start a fazbenders location-"

"WHAT?" Dee shouted

"Didn't you want to shut the chain down?" Said Steven

"Yeah, but I'm missin' it!" Dave replied "plus you three could always help..?"

"No." Peter and Steven said in sync

Dee seemed to think more about it

"I had always liked the place before you killed me.." dee said somewhat quietly "you know what, why not? But! You must promise something, Miller."

Dave froze up a bit at the use of the last name but immediately shook it off and replied "What's za promise, sis?"

"Stop calling me that. And you must promise you will not be the cause of any more deaths of innocent children."

"I promise, i swear on my rotting heart" dave said with a goofy grin

"You're really helping him..?" Said peter"

"Yes, I don't see the harm in it. And I'll make sure no deaths are caused by him." Dee said with a nod

"Then I'll help too.. I dont trust him to be alone with children either so I can come too, i have experience as a phone guy anyways. (I still have a phone head.)"

"Wow i- didn't think any of ya would agree, heh."

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Timeskip brought to you by black Jack

Dee pov.

We had found a cheap old building we could use, we cleaned it up and that took most of the day since it was horribly dirty. Peter had gone to purchase things from the store so it was just me and the strange purple man in the office.

That's brings up something I've been meaning to ask him

"Say, dave. what was yours and Jack's relationship. You both always seemed closer than I would've expected"

"Well i- er- just good friends i guess?" He replied sounding unsure of himself

"Good friends? What a joke." A voice said, not coming from me or dave.

Oh? It's blackjack.

"You and that husk seemed closer than that " black jack said

"HEY! Whadda you even know, mutt."

"I know alot more than you do." Blackjack replied

"Wait, I'm confused, were they friends or what?" I said confused

"All I'm saying is it seemed like more." Black jack said, walking out the room.

I was smirking at dave knowing what blackjack meant

"Wow, you and him huh? That's not unexpected."

"HEY! Whazat supposed ta mean huh?!"

"Come on, you know."

"WE WEREN'T DATING FOR GODSAKE!!!" He shouted back, his face a brighter purple than before

"Sure."

He sunk down in his chair a bit mumbling things like

"We weren't dating. "

"I'm not gay"

"Just friends "

Everyone by now knows otherwise.

Peter got back with a few bags full of things for the restaurant.

"What's with the aubergine?" Peter asked looking at dave who was half way down his chair covering his face

"He's gay." I said blankly trying not to laugh at dave

"Oh, um alright then?." Peter said

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