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2: doppelganger

"Right, well I'm breakin up with you" Atsumu says while looking bored.

"You're what?" The guy says in disbelief.

"Breakin up with you" Atsumu enunciates every word slowly.

"Are you fucking kidding me? I gave you a chance to be with me. Everyone wants t-"

"'mma stop you right there."

"I don't care."

"You're-"

"What do I have to do to get it through yer head." Atsumu says with a tired sigh.

"We're done." He says bluntly and heads off to leave.

"ASSHOLE, WE RODE TOGETHER HERE."

"Ask for a ride" Atsumu turns and gives him a sly smile, "Didn't ya just say everyone likes ya?"

With that he turns to leave.

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Aran lets out a choke.

"Did he-"

"Yep," Kita says with a groan.

"On their anniversary too?" Aran says with a slight laugh.

"...yep"

Aran lets out a laugh and stops when Kita gives him a look.

"Don't start, I hear yers doesn't have much luck."

Aran squints, "He's just picky, he has a right he's the king."

Kita scoffs, "Doesn't mean he has to be up in his little tower like a broken princess."

"Says the guy watching someone date as if they are trying on clothes."

Kita and Aran continue to stare at each other before they let out a laugh. "Oh they're horrible."

"Agreed."

Kita gives a sigh, "Ah here we go again."

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"Tsumu.."

"What?"

"Tsumu, everyone hates you."

Atsumu gives Osamu a quick glance before going back to baking a cake.

"So?"

Osamu sighs exasperated.

"So I'm worried yer gonna die alone."

"You will too since ya don't have the balls to ask that guy out."

Osamu gives him a scowl, "This is exactly what I mean, ya need to learn how to keep yer mouth shut."

Atsumu scoffs, "Do I lie? Everything I say is the truth."

"Watch it Tsumu, someday yer gonna say something bad about the king."

"Don't get me started on him."

"Tsumu." Osamu

"He's fuckin ugly."

"Damnit Tsumu ya haven't seen him in person."

"I don't want to either," Atsumu says with a scoff.

"Have ya seen all the paintings of him? They cover his whole face with bad makeup. I heard from a rumor that he has two moles. Where in any picture have ya seen two moles."