Alexa Ashingtonford was washing the dishes like a women and being a female, minding her own business when her husband walked in and threw a plate at her. "Clean properly dumb hoe"
She nodded obediently and did the dishes
Later she went outside to tend the garden and the plants because she is a woman and they do the hard work. "I wish I had a better life though I always wanted to be a magician"
"Wow are you a magician because you have stolen my heart" says a voice from behind the hedge. A tall handsome green man steps out and say S "hello beautiful"
"Who are you and why are you here I will get my husband to kick you out" she says aggressively, holding a hoe and waving it harshly in his face,p.
"I am the man of your dreams" the green man says seductively. "I'm the grinch"
Alexa ASHINFRINFORD stare din disblelief. "It can't be,,,,,p....."
"I am real not an isluundion."
"But I killed you when my ex husband found out about our affair 2000000000 million years ago. 안녕하세요 저는 wiman이고 당신은 여성이기 때문에 설거지를 합니다.안녕하세요 저는 wiman이고 당신은 여성이기 때문에 설거지를 합니다."
the grinch walks upt o her she can smell his candy cane flavoured breath and then he says "just call me coronavirus, covid for short. i am the man of your dreams."
he holdsnout a hand to her and she takes it, and she says "but i cant betray my husband"
"UGH your husband a hoe sis" he says and flies her into the sky and they land ata mansion. they are very passionate "wow you are so forward"
*korean* annyeong haseyo onion asian
"wow"
"uwu"
they are togtehr.
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You lame, pathetic cat
FanfictionLol. You are a rat in a hat on a mat by a cat playing with a bat. (Coronavirus)