[fatestaynight] King of fire

The plan...

"Fuck,fuck,fuck."
Y/n walked up and down the church panicking about what to do. After that visit from the angel he knows he can't go back to the house lest he faces Illyas wrath.
A buzzing noise rings out from the phone in his pocket, taking it out of his pocket he saw the message written upon the screen. His face distorts with fear as he knows that everything has gone about as wrong as it could possibly go.

"Y/n, I think we should talk about your behavior recently, Illya today saw you hanging out with some delinquents acting completely unreasonable. Don't worry we haven't told mum or dad yet. I managed to talk Illya out of telling them immediately. But if you want this to not escalate any further come home and receive what ever punishment we see fit to give you. Or we will come and drag you back from the church ourselves. You have 1 hour, I hope you make the right choice."

This message was Shirou's ultimatum, return home in peace or face greater punishment. Obviously y/n isn't coming home without a plan. That would be ridiculous and could lead to potential huge groundings or worse case scenario they have Illya follow him around everywhere completely ruining any chance of fun.

Looking down at the bottle on he side he thinks about drinking his sorrows away. But he manages to stop himself. After all it's drinking that got him into this problem in the first place. Instead picking up a piece of parchment he begins to scribble down options for the near future.

Option 1: go home an apologize immediately. Blame it on the delinquents, maybe I'll get a lighter punishment.

This is immediately crossed off. Betraying the bros who were kind to his just isn't y/ns style. If I'm going down I ain't taking my mates down with me.

Option 2: go to America get Gilgamesh and live in one of the many mansions
owned by the gods hand.

He considers this an okay option, but it should be last resort. Despite how it may  look y/n has developed a lingering attachment to his family. It's only natural considering he's lived with them for so long abandonment is certainly on the table. Just not the number one option.

Option 3: Fucking bluff the shit out of them. Try and convince them it never even happened. Gaslighting go burr, they are overprotective after all. It's wouldn't be impossible to convince them this was all one big misunderstanding.

This is the option he chose. Circling it in red pen, he begins to formulate a plan to gaslight them into oblivion. "It's certainly possible but i can't do it alone. I need an friend to help me through this." He says to no one being a bit crazy.
"Gil and kotomine are on holiday, and even if I contact them Gil will just tell me to tell them. That I don't follow their rules, they follow mine! Which will get me probably put in the dungeon. Kotomine will try and convince me to admit to my faults. He never was a fan of my drinking in the first place after all.

Looking around the church he has an idea. A horrible idea! Taking out the remains of the grail system he begins pumping a ridiculous amount of mana into its body causing it to glow a bright gold. Time to get this shit on the road!

Son of the lord!

The holy grail is reformed and a command seal appears on his hand. He thought he pumped just enough mana for a single servant, just to make sure nothing bad happened. What he didn't account for was extra mana coming from the divine authority he used. But that's a future problem that gonna bite him in the ass later.

He picks up a small chain Gilgamesh gave him earlier. One of the only things left of Gils only other friend. Placing it in the holy grail a figure begins to form. A woman, no a man! appears right in front of his eyes! Long green hair, a flawless skin, a long white cloak covering his entire body. "True name, Enkidu, I ask of you are you my master?"

"Yes! It's a pleasure to meet you Enkidu! Gilgamesh has told me loads about you!"
He talks to his new servant not as a master but as a friend.
"You know Gil?"
Enkidu tilts his head confused about this situation.
"Yea! Me and him hang out all the time! We made friends because you told him he need more friends."
Y/n responds happy to meet the guy his best friend considers his only other friend. Enkidu smiles happly at this and cheers in celebration that Gil listened to him and met someone else.

"I guess that means were friends to! Happy to serve. Now what did you summon me for? I can tell theirs no grail war going on so why and how was I summoned?"
Enkidu asked wondering what his new friend brought him here for.
"That's complicated..." y/n then proceeded to explain everything. All the way back to the moment he decided he needed to have a drink at school.

"So you're telling me not only do you want me to hide the fact I'm a servant while being it a place of high class mages. But pretend that I'm a secret school counselor. Who gave you the mission of teaching people about alcohol safety. And what they saw wasn't you drinking but rather giving out lessons?"
Enkidu asked head in his hands. Completely baffled at this plan.

"Exactly!"
Y/n responded full of hope that Enkidu will agree
"This won't work, you should just admit your faults."
Enkidu responded firmly putting his foot down
"So you won't help?"
"No."
"What if I say please?"
"...no"
"Pretty please?"
".................fine but only because you asked nicely."

"Woo! It's time for the negotiations to begin!"
Y/n cheerfully exclaimed he stood at the church door.
"If this works it will be a miracle."
Enkidu despite agreeing to go along with this plan certainly didn't believe it would work.
"Don't worry! Miracles are my specialty! Nothing could possibly go wrong!"