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Red Velvet: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE SALT??? ANYONE?!

Pomegranate: Licorice stop acting so gay we're in public

Pastry: there are days where I wish I never existed

Angel: I hope everyone here dies alone :)

Chilli Pepper: BRO I WANT TO STEAL SOMEONE'S JEWELY BUT THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE SO IM GOING TO THROW A TANTRUM NOW

Custard: father come pick me up I'm scared- oh wait, I'm fatherless- *SOBS*

Pancake: istg if anyone at this beautiful dinner table ate my acorn jellies, then they will pay

Herb: YO PEE MAN, I WANT MY TEA GGRGRGRGGRGRR

Sparkling: bae I'm going going throw you out of the window rn if your drunk ass won't stfu

Vampire: this biscuit tastes weird wtf

Mint Choco: VAMPIRE NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU EATING MY VIOLIN

Roguefort: I'd rather be in jail rn

Latte: I hate this

Strawberry Crepe: lol sussy moogus go brrrrr

Strawberry: *has a heart attack*

GingerBrave: bro u fine? Yeah u fine AYO SOMEONE PASS THE MICROWAVE, THE WATER IS DRY

Espresso: STFU KID IM BUSY MAKING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND

Madeleine: wtf I'm trying to eat my dinner in peace leave me alone omg

Clover: you guys are too gay I'm switching to the kids table

Adventurer: NOOOOO MY SODAAAA

Onion: WHUUUAAAAHHHH

Moonlight: can't we all just HAVE A NICE DINNER TOGETHER INSTEAD OF ARGUING OML SHWGSJWGDJSBDJW

Sea Fairy: what in the actual living fuck is going on at this dinner table I- YOU GUYS AIN'T NORMAL

Raspberry: SOMEONE BRING ME MY DRINK

Hollyberry: I-

White Lily: I don't wanna be nice anymore

Pure Vanilla: ...

Dark Cacao: PASS THE DAMN SALT SON SHDGHWGDBSJWHSVD

Dark Choco: I DONT KNOW WHERE THE SALT IS DAD-

Twizzly: SHDGHHDGWJDGWHDGJS

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