In LAX youve got to learn to move fast

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I was woken up by the light piercing through the window, did we really not close the blinds last night? Ugh but I'm so comfortable. I'm making Becca close them.

"Becca" I say nudging her, damn this bitch sleeps like a rock. At this point I give up and shove her off the bed.

"Owe the fuck was that for?" She said half awake at this point. "Go close the blinds pretty girl." I respond back

"Stfu, and I'm comfortable here thank you very much." She said being stubborn as always, this is why you loved and hated her.

"If you do it you might get lucky after our hot tub stream" you say knowing that will get her moving. "Damn say less" she says as she gets up and closes the blinds then comes and lays back down.

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We are about to leave, but minx is being slow as shit. "How are you already done getting ready" minx asks generally confused. "I'm LAX you've got to learn to move fast sweetheart." You say plainly.

"Where are we going first shit face?" She says in a hateful way. "To Waffle House to eat breakfast is that fine?"

"Waffle house?" Oh I forgot she doesn't have Waffle House in Ireland. "It's this really good breakfast place, trust me."

She finally finished and we get in the car, and like the good girlfriend I am you give Becca the aux cord. BIG mistake in your part.

She instantly turned on CupcaKke, this so going to be one longgggg days. After what felt like hours you made it to Waffle House.

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