It's been a day or 2 and I just got done getting ready for stream after y/n 'distracted' me... fucking cunt...
"I've got a meeting with my team so I'll be in the recording in the recording studio if you need me" y/n said walking out. Finally I can start stream without her saying something messed up or gay...
"Hey chat! Right now I'm just chatting but my mods will set up a poll for how the rest of the stream is going to go!" I say before looking through my notes to find something to talk about. The mods set up a poll for either 'chat asks questions' or 'call puffy' either way I couldn't care less what happens.
"How did you fuckers get 50/50? Guess this is going to be a long stream assholes" I say in my pissy Irish accent. "Ok first question..." I say dragging out the n.
"Are you actually dating y/n? Cause she's like way out of your league" I read out loud. Last bit kinda hurt though... "yes dumass I am, I'm living with her and if you need proof I'll give it to you" I say blatantly.
Chat was spamming 'proof, proof' so I might as well give it to them right? I switch the stream to my phone and start walking to y/n's studio.
I don't hear voices so I knock on the door.
"COME IN" I hear y/n yell from the other side of the pen. "Hey I'm just checking on you, and chat wanted confirmation that we were dating still so I'm giving it to them" I say fighting back laughter.
"Are they dumb? Every time I'm around you I flirt constantly! If that doesn't prove anything don't know what does!" She started to get mad.
"I guess they don't believe anything after what happened between me and puffy flirting" I say between laughing.
"I'll let you get back to your meeting, love you!" I say before closing the door again. "LOVE YOU!" Y/n screened from the other side.
I head back to our room and keep answering questions until I eventually had enough of chats rude ass comments about me. "Alright I can't deal with you fuckers, I'm calling puffy" I say letting my pissy Irish accent slip again, oops.
Before I could call her puffy was already calling me. "Hey lovely" I hear very loudly through the headphones, y/n jacks up the volume just to mess with me, I hate and love that bitch so much. "Hey puffy!" I say with a huge smile on my face.
"It's been a while how are you?" She says adjusting herself microphone that keeps falling, funniest shit ever. "I'm good, busy with work and shit but overall I'm good. How are you?"
"I'm good, I've been extremely busy as well, only person to keep me going is Ellum since you FUCKING LEFT ME." She said getting fake mad. I couldn't help but laugh.
"Mhm it's totally not like you left me first or anything" I say because it's the truth, if it wasn't for her and Ellum getting together I wouldn't be as close with y/n as I am now.
"Stfu minx" she said laughing through her words."every time I'm free your always busy doing shit with y/n so not my problem bitch" she jokes.
"Fair point" I admit, I know shocking. Just as we started playing valorant y/n comes practically running in. "The ducks wrong with you?" I ask her as she just stares at the ceiling fan. "Nothing..." she mumbled.
"Let's go to a bar" she said plainly. "NO it's fucking 2 o'clock!!! If you want alcohol just get some form the store or something" I say before unmuting my self on discord.
"Puffy y/n is an absolute idiot" I said still looking back at y/n who was now ordering n's alcohol on doordash. "How so?" She responds while focusing on the game. "It's 2pm and this bitch wants to go to a bar." I saw before going into a laughing fit.
"Your right she is an idiot" she laughs back "I HEARD THAT CAROLINE" y/n yells at her, this makes me and puffy laugh harder.
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It's been a bout 3 hours and my back is hurting from earlier iykyk. "My back is killing Me" I groan. Y/n just smiled "I know why" she said while doing something else. Chat and cara both know why, leaving me speechless.
