Of course Corny had to sit on my pc when I actually am using it. I shove him off the pc and call y/n
"Hi minx and chat!" I hear her her sweat voice say. "Minx I forgot to ask you something earlier, you bringing corny and silem? Or is your mom going to take care of them?"
"If you want me to bring them I will, but I was planing in giving them to my mom" I exclaim "you should bring them! I bet gator and shark would love them!" She said sounding like a little kid on Christmas morning.
"You've got a point there, anyways you ready to play cod?" I say sounding a little bit eager, oops
"Yeah hold on let me go get my vodka..." she says before reaching under her desk and pulling out 3 bottles.
"Damn why do you need that much?" I say a little confused "I'm saving them for when you come here duh!" Says staring the obvious.
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"Fuck,bitch,shit" we're the only words that existed in her vocabulary half way through, yes we were both really, really drunk but damn...
She died again and slammed her hands in her desk, "I'm done, I'm done, I'm ending my stream and we're just going to have to play a different game." She said getting pissed. "Wait why?" I said generally confused.
"Cause if not I'm going to break another keyboard, cause I'm not 'miss perfect' like damn how do people do this and stay calm?" She says getting even more pissed. " I think it's cause they aren't drinking while there playing dumbass"
She just grunts and rested her head in her hands "you know, your cute when your mad" I say starting to flirt with her, this is where we notice we're getting drunk.
"Have you looked in the mirror recently? You could literally be on the cover of Vogue." She says in a meaningful tone.
"Now your spreading lies" I say just to get her mad. " I don't have to time for this, it's literally 4 in the morning here, how are you not tired?"
"FUCKING GFUEL BABYYYY, USE CODE MINX!" I shout trying to hide the fact that I am tired.
"I can't with you, I'm going to bed, goodnight chat, I love you and goodnight minx" she says right before she leaves the call. I end the stream not long after.
