3 alphas and an uwu - uwus & owos volume. 2

chapter 9 - vanessa

[tw: sus dialogue, bad grammar, terrible writing, sussy]

(Among us POV)

THEY'RE FIGHTING.. AGAIN.. I JUST CAN'T!! I.. MY UWUPHA MODE.. IT'S COMING OUT.. GRRRRRRRR...

-Xavier and Zach are throwing punches left and right like Charli Damelio, causing Among us to have an Olivia Rodrigo moment, feeling dejavu. O.O-

This is reminding me of the time Hisoka and Sonic.. were fighting over me.. WAIT! Are they fighting over me?!? W-WHA O//////.//////O

-Among us runs through the crowd of yelling students, going uwupha mode-

A: "WHAT ARE YOU TWO D-DOING?!?! YOU AREN'T FIGHTING OVER M-ME RIGHT?! @.@"

-The two alphas are so angry, they ignore Among us, and keep fighting-

A: "STOP.. FIGHTING!!!!"

I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!!! THESE ALPHAS ARE DEAD!

-Among us goes full uwupha mode, jumps in, and punches both of them at the same time, in sonic speed.-

X: "AMONG US?!"

Z: "AMONG US?!"

A: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!? STOP FIGHTING! GRRR.."

X: "AMONG US CALM DOWN-"

A: "NO! DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!! GRR.. I'M SO DONE WITH THE CONSTANT FIGHTING!!!"

Z: "Among us I'm just trying to protect you."

A: "PROTECT ME FROM WHAT?!"

Z: "From that crazy rodent.. Xavier."

A: "I CAN HANDLE MYSELF."

Z: "Ok well if you choose Xavier.. He will hurt you! Just stay with me!"

X: "YOU LIAR! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS AMONG US LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU! GRRR..."

A: "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M GONNA CHOOSE EITHER OF YOU?! WHAT IF I CHOOSE MARCO?"

X: "...who is that?"

Z: "Yeah, do they even go here?"

A: "HE'S IN MY ENGLISH CLASS! HE'S IN THE CROWD DUMMIES!! >:("

M: "Oh hey Among us!"

A: "Hey :3!"

X: "GRRRR DON'T SAY 'HEY' TO MY... kitten."

Z: "WHAT?!? YOUR KITTEN?! SHE'S MY KITTEN!"

-Zach and Xavier start going wacko mode, and pounce onto among us, trying to grab her.-

A: "AHHHHHHH EMMA HELP!"

-Emma sees the whole thing go down.. She does not take this well."

E: "AMONG US!! I'LL SAVE YOU!! GET OFF OF AMONG US! SHE'S MY.. BESTIE.. NOT YOURS!! GRRRR"

-Emma jumps onto Xavier and Zach, landing on all fours, and starts scratching and hissing-

E: "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GRRRRRR MEOWWW!! HISSS"

X: "OW W-WHAT THE?!?!"

Z: "WHO LET A CAT IN THE RANCH?!?"

-Xavier and Zach roll onto the ground, wincing in pain like the imposter plushie-

A: "EMMAAAA!!! T-T"

E: "AMONG US!! Are you ok?!"

A: "I-I THINK.. TvT"

-Emma swoops up Among us and death stares the two boys-

E: "GRRRRRRR STAY AWAY FROM HER."

X: "W-WAIT! JUST LISTEN TO US!"