The Bible of Ed Sherman😩😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 (Ed Sherman x Y/N)

Chapter 1: Carrot Hair

    Y/N was an ordinary person who lived an average life. They adored their class mate, Edward Sherman. Ed was an averaged height man with carrot hair. His blue celestial orbs were beautiful when the sunlight hit them. So beautiful they killed a man hop pop. Y/N thought Ed was way above their league, but one fateful day, everything changed.

    Y/N was walking home when a random person attacked them. Helpless, Y/N admitted defeat, but then a miracle happened. Y/N's very handsome, sexy, and attractive classmate Ed Sherman saved them. "Get away from them!" Ed declared while beating up the stranger. "Please have mercy on me!" The stranger yelled. Edward let the stranger go and he ran away. "Are you alright, Y/N?" Ed asked. The Y/N was to stunned to speak, but they eventually mumbled out a thank you.

    Y/N walked home, embarrassed that they couldn't mumble a single word. However they were thankful for Edward saving them. When Y/N walked into their house and their mother had dinner ready. "Oh Y/N, your home. I made dinner already so go take a bath, you smell like ass", Y/N's mother declared. "Damn", Y/N thought, even though their mother was right, they did in fact smell like ass. Y/N went to their room, took their clothes off, and went to take a shower. While in the shower, they could only think of Ed Sherman.

    After Y/N got out the shower and got dressed, they went to eat dinner. At the dinner table, Y/N and their mother talked.

"So how is school?" Y/N's mom asked. "It's been good", Y/N said, "I haven't made any new friends though".

"What about that boy with the carrot hair and blue eyes?" Y/N's mom said, "He seems nice".

Y/N started to blush a little. "His name is Ed Sherman, I have Geometry with him".

Y/N's mom got visible excited, probably because she's written by an autistic person, "So do you talk to this boy?"

"Yeah, he's really smart," Y/N stated, "he has the highest grade in the class, I'm kinda failing though".

"I knew you were dumb but not THAT dumb. You do know what a triangle is, right?" 🤨 Y/N's mom said.

"Damn", 😔 Y/N said.

After Y/N's mom continued to bash them, they went to their room and listened to music. A song Y/N never heard before played and the voice sounded familiar. They went to check who made it and it said "Photograph by Ed Sherman". "No way," Y/N thought. It was Y/N's sexy, beautiful, handsome, poosay throbbing classmate, Edward Sherman. Y/N was shocked to learn that Ed was an amazing singer and listened to his album "+" until they fell asleep.

The next day was the weekend, that was when Y/N worked at their job at the café down the street from their school. Y/N got up, got dressed and headed out to work. About 2 hours go bye without much happening. Suddenly, the door opened and Y/N was shooketh when they saw who walked in. It was Ed. He was wearing a very loose white shirt with a red unbuttoned flannel on top with black pants. Y/N was breathing heavy. They never saw anyone as attractive as Ed was in that moment. Ed asked Y/N for a pumpkin spice latte with no pumpkin spice in it and with 3 pumps of water in it like the girl boss he is. Y/N's heart was pounding out their chest. They make Ed's drink with much care and accuracy. They have never felt so proud of a drink in their life. Y/N was ready to take Ed's drink to him.

As Y/N was going to serve Ed his drink, they tripped and spilled his drink all over Ed. Y/N felt very embarrassed. They spilt the iconic and handsome Ed Sherman's drink on him. Y/N was going to walk away but Ed stopped them and said:

"Are you a'ight?" said Ed, in his sexy British accent.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-", Y/N stuttered, "You're E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Ed Sh-Sherman

"That I am", said Ed with a smirk.

    Y/N was very flustered by this encounter and was ready to melt away. Then Edward did the most attractive, heart racing, pussy throbbing, aestheticly pleasing, bangable, beautimus, sexy, exotic, desirable, erotic, big dick move ever and took off his wet shirt. Y/N was so red they looked like a tomato. They were so embarrassed they ran out of work and ran home crying. They bust down their house door and run into their room. "Y/N," their mother said, "Why are you home crying?". "BECAUSE MY LIFE IS OVER‼️😭," Y/N said as they ugly cried inside their room.

"What is wrong with that kid" Y/N's mom thought. "Y/N", she said, "can you please come out here and tell me whats wrong." A few seconds of silence went by. Y/N opened their door and came out to talk to their mom. "Now, can you tell me what happened that made you so upset." Y/N continued to cry like the little bitch they are and said, "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I s-s-spilled a drink on this g-guy I l-l-like!" "Are you for real right now," Y/N mom said making this face —> 🤨

"I thought maybe you got fired." "Why would that make me this sad?" Y/N asked. "Because you won't be making any more money," mom said, "Speaking of which, aren't you still supposed to be on your shift?" Y/N realized the trouble they would be in if they lost their job and wouldn't make an income anymore, even if they were getting paid less then teachers do. Y/N wiped their tears off and went back to work and was surprised to see that Edward was standing outside of the café.

    "Y/N!" Ed shouted, "Why'd you run off? Your co-workers are pretty upset they had to clean your mess." "Sorry Ed," Y/N replied, "I got nervous when I dropped it on you that I ran without thinking." Ed chuckled. "You don't need to apologize to me, I'm alright. Anyways I need to get going, I'm recording a new song called 'Shape of You', I'll tell you when it comes out." Y/N started to blush a little, "A-Alright, see you at school tomorrow." "Tomorrow is Sunday." Ed replied. "Oh, right."

As Edward walked away, Y/N was so happy at how well the conversation went they went back to work with a big smile on... and then they remembered that their coworkers were mad at them.