Sarvente: Agh... Stupid... Free-spirited... kid... Oh... hey... Finally decided to show up, huh?
Ruv: Da.
Sarvente: Sorry you... have to see me like this.
Ruv: Let me guess. Lost soul has desecrated chapel and exhausted you again?
Sarvente: *Sigh* How'd you know...
Ruv: I had feeling.
Sarvente: Listen. We can't let this one get away his very words are drenched in sin. And he's a soprano! I haven't seen a grown man hit notes like that since 1903. With him in the choir, we're bound to save way more souls!
Ruv: You know what I've told you, Sarv. When stakes are high, I'm your guy. Let me handle situation.
Sarvente: Okay! I'm counting on you!
(Y/N): Spot any toilets in here (Y/N)? No (Y/N)! Oh, (Y/N) you have got to stop talking to yourself...
You pause realizing that you're doing it again.
(Y/N): Starting now.
Ruv: Hey.
(Y/N): Huh?
Ruv: You've been pushing many buttons while I was away, haven't you?
(Y/N): Dude I literally just wanna go to the bathroom.
Ruv: You should have run away or join church while you could. But you decided to struggle instead. So here we are.
(Y/N): I know... just let me go to the bathroom, and I'll help in any way you two want. Who even are you?
Ruv: My name is Ruv. It will be last name you hear if you don't change your tune very quickly.
(Y/N): Can this, like, wait till I go?
Ruv: I will be honest. I am tired and would rather not perform right now, but is my sworn duty to. I'd say "break a leg", but I might break yours.
(Y/N): Hohoho! Finally a burn! Missed those things! Well... BOOP BEE BO!
Ruv: Could you translate that one for me?
(Y/N): Oh, yeah, sure. Ваша шляпа похожа на подавленного кролика.
Ruv: Okay now, I break both legs.
[Silver Sunlight: Just replace BF with yourself.]
[Ruv]
Tall man with tiny voice
Fighting Ruv is poor choice
[(Y/N)]
Whoa, everything's shakin'!
Windows and doors breakin'!
[Ruv]
Walls crack from voice effects
Join quickly, or you're next
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The End of an Era (Ultimatrix Wielding Reader X Female FNF Harem)
FanficYou've been a friend of BF ever since high school, but some things changed. Can you protect your friend from the Dearest control? Find out now. Quote Time "Where's GF?" You asked yourself. "Your fate isn't in your hand, (Y/N)." "What? Who's there...
