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Rami Malek x jeffJeff: OH yes Rami!!! Your Rami!!! YOU'RE RAMEY!! (as he salutes me with a firm "Eureka!!!)Rami: j-jeff your body is so twisted!!!Jeff: I HAVE A PROBLEM with my GI JOE !!Jeff: He's rowing me to my grave!!(Naga and BOB rescue the ship)Naga: GRRRRRR!!Bobby: aargh Aargh!!Naga: GI JOE is JUMPING OUT of the BOAT !!The boat fires its EMP missile, vaporizing GI JOE. A giant HOLE appears in the BRIDGE, GI JOE appears through it with a gun!I've been checking my, oh, the making of this here entry for a little bit and I gotta tell you. - I wrote this just to freak out my friends but - - - - - - - the amount of flak I've gotten for this - - - - - - - - has just blown me away.- - - - - -Some of you have made comments suggesting that - - - - - I had it made up! NOPE! I swear!You know that movie with all the computer generated crap? Um, the one where all that stuff happens to the letter Z.That movie was made up! Like THE MORE YOU KNOW'S made up!So, I make stuff up sometimes, okay? I'm just messing around here. People do that all the time. Also, I use a LOT of ellipses when I make up stuff, so that really doesn't make it make any difference.I mean, here it is... - - - - -I was playing with my lifeforms this afternoon, trying to teach them the art of humor, when I decided to "F*&k with" my dad's shark research. Dad uses shark DNA to build sharks, so I was just going to take some of the DNA from the open wound on my arm, and put it into their saliva, so that they would experience a really bad case of Tourette's.But then, I thought of an idea that would really - - - - - - take their mind off their Tourette's...I decided to use shark DNA instead to create a nice, tasty shark dish! And if I was REALLY lucky, they'd go CRAZY with MEAT OVERLOAD!I spent all afternoon writing a really sharp word processor to make the letter - - - - - - as big as possible!But as I was about to submit my proposal to the USDA, I got a knock on the door.Rami Malek x jeffJeff: Rami!! How are you doing today?Rami: I-I'm okay, Jeff.Jeff: I'm so... (To be continued)
