Rami goes down to the court to change his name to Gass ass. It's been his dream ever since he was a child growing up in California. As he's waiting in line,he notices the guy in front of him is wearing a nametag that reads "Bloat ass"
Rami: why are you changing your name sire??? It is perfect!!!
Bloat ass: I don't like my name, and I'm not going to answer to my name anymore
Me: You know that's your fault right?? You get names like that, you need to fix it.
Rami: I'll do it for you.
Bloat ass: Is the locker room free for like ten minutes?
Rami: The locker room is free for like fifteen minutes.
Bloat ass: Is the court free for like ten minutes?
Rami: If you come over to the court, I can fix the problem in like twenty minutes.
Bloat ass: You're not making no sense.
Rami: I'll come back and check
Bloat ass: What?
Rami: I'll come back and check.
Bloat ass: Thanks
Rami: I'm all bricked up! ;)
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The real Rami is 26, but still wears the same sweats and has the same haircut. He seems pretty happy with his name.
Me: I feel so young when I'm in your presence!
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"Ask Rami" with Kamal and Rami B
Time: 3:00pm - 8:00pm
Area: Regency Mall, Disney Springs
Bloat ass: hey yeah my question is why you're all bricked up!!🤪
Kamal: dont call me dude,
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They really really like each other!
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Me: Hey do you guys ever talk??
Rami: Yeah we talk every day, every day!
Me: Oh that's cute! What do you talk about?
Me: What's your favorite Disney movie?
Me: Well what's your favorite Disney movie?
Rami: santa clause! 🎅🏻
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They both love Santa Clause!
Bloat ass: r-rami are you cheating on me with kamal🤔😒😒
Kamal: you my bitch!!!
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Rami: How's business in Texas?!?!?!
Bloat ass: it's just fine 💯
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Me: Hey do you like being a bodyguard?
Rami: it's a lot of fun
Me: What's your favorite Disney character?
Rami: Tink!
Me: Haha that's awesome! What's your favorite Tinkerbell song?
Me: What's your favorite childhood memory?
Rami: Well my favorite childhood memory was when I was a kid, and my parents were going out to the movies, and I was at the babysitter's house watching Dumbo.
Me: Haha that's adorable! What are your favorite childhood memories??
Me: You know what's funny? I'm like six years old right now, and I have way more memories from when I was six years old than I do now. And my brother actually told me that I don't even remember any of the fun things that I did with him when I was six years old, like not one thing. And I started laughing, and I told him "yeah I remember all of them! I remember the little holes that Dumbo went in!"
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Me: Alright this is weird because I'm like at the exact same point in my life as you guys are right now. I was little when I watched Dumbo as a kid. And I love Tinkerbell. But what Disney character do you think I should be?
Kamal: Probably Baby Goofy.
Me: Haha I love Goofy too! I can't decide!
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Kamal: oh wow you have such an interesting job!
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Bloat ass: jesus Rami we're old and boring!
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Me: hey man what's up?! Are you guys sure that you guys aren't having a threesome?!?!
Bloat ass: what's wrong with having a threesome! 🤪
Me: Haha what?? That's not weird at all!! Have you had it?!
Bloat ass: nope!
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I'm afraid of you!
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Me: Hey do you like cartoon porn?
Me: what do you think about America's next Top Model?
Bloat ass: you mean Tyra?
Me: yeah! How would you think about Tyra?
Me: What was her most memorable moment?
Bloat ass: she came third in an America's Next Top Model challenge
Me: Hahaha what?!?! That's so embarrassing! I was more surprised that she came second.
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I think I'm going to buy the tickets! You guys are sure you want to go with me?!?!
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Me: What are the craziest things you guys have ever done?
Bloat ass: nothing we haven't done before
Me: Have you ever heard the jingle from your phone?
Bloat ass: yes
Me: Do you think I have a tenuous grasp of the English language?
Bloat ass: no
Me: What's your favorite Disney movie?
Bloat ass: Dumbo!
