Jeff: I'm so... HUNGRY!!!
Rami: oh buddy... Have I got the meal for u ;)
*Rami brings out an obscene Costco sized bucket of nacho cheese*
Jeff:.... this is... BAD
Rami: so far so good :)
Jeff: look, I'm eating it for all of the wrong reasons, but I'm eating it anyway!
*gorges on top of two mounds of cheese*
Rami: you look like a troll with a rack of baby deer, but it's DELICIOUS
Jeff: just watch me...
*takes a bite of bread like in the Matrix*
Rami: what are you doing Jeff?? You said that you were getting over the cheeseburger!
Jeff: what do you mean? I'm dead if I eat it all
Rami: no.... you're not
Jeff: how? I was on 1000 Calories of YEAST!!
*BLASTING YEAST blasts Jeff and knocks him off the couch to the ground*
Rami: now you are really dead!
Jeff: no.... that is... not how it works
*BLASTING YEAST continues to blast Jeff*
Rami: oh boy... is this THE KITCHEN'S KANE or something?!
*BLASTING YEAST continues to blast Jeff*
*Rami stands over Jeff looking down*
Rami: well, this is bad.
*Rami walks out*
Jeff: don't leave me alone Rami... please don't leave me alone
*BLASTING YEAST continues to blast Jeff*
*Jeff begins to fade away... he fades away but the YEAST keeps blasting him... he begins to lose consciousness, his eyes now slowly close as he fades away into nothingness...
*BLASTING YEAST stops and goes STRAIGHT into the wall, destroying the wall and breaking Jeff's arm so he can no longer hold the fork-pick. The fork and the pick are now on the floor, destroying Jeff's beer pong ball and break it*
Rami: good job buddy! You didn't eat it all!! I'm proud of you!
*Rami sits down next to Jeff on the floor*
Rami: remember Jeff... 1) Milk
2) Bread
3) Cheese
(To be continued)
4) Nachos
5) Whatever you are holding right now
And the secret to Jeff is...
Jeff:.... whatever...
The End
More Fiction
Jeff: SHUT UP!
*screams*
Rami: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?!
Jeff: HEY Rami! Did you see my computer? I just typed "FLEA TEST" and clicked "FAST" and it made me invisible!
Rami: hm
Jeff: now you're scared of me?!
Rami: yes...
Jeff: so you're not gonna eat me?!?
Rami: sure!
*Rami shovels in half of Jeff's face and devours him*
*Rami gobbles Jeff up with a dirty, drooling mouth*
*Rami eats Jeff*
Jeff: I don't want to talk to you anymore
