Fate: Merlin's Apprentice

Artoria

Devil: Stop. Fucking. Writing *Is currently in the middle of strangling Advance*

Advance: Try me bitch. *Flips Devil over and slams him into the ground.* YYYYYAAAAA! *Body slams Devil*

Angel: As you can see folks, our Author is slowly descending into madness, since he is currently fighting one of his own personalities...

Lust: His character... ARK... is slowly coming around. He will eventually accept us and we can all be friends.

Everyone: *stops and stares at Lust with murder in their eyes.*

Advance: OK. *slams Devil into a wall* I'm getting some more rope. And I highly doubt anyone wants to be your Friend, Lust.

Angel: Don't you dare! We don't need another incident like that!

Devil: *Tackles Advance and they continue to fight*

Lust: Welp... I'm going to be over there. *Walks away* hhmmm, how should I start this lemon? *gets tackled by both Advance and Devil* AH! Get off me!

Angel: *Facepalm*

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Ark groaned as he sat up in something very uncomfortable. He looked around and quickly realized he wasn't inside the Hotel, making the Mage put his guard and roll out what he assumed was a bed.

"Ok, if I recall correctly, I went to train while Gray watched, fought Berserker... tried to portal away... fuck..." Ark sighed now remember where he was. The sound of the door opening behind him made Ark spin around and held his dagger up to the intruders throat...

It was Shirou... he looked extremely alarmed and very worried. Ark narrowed his eyes at the red haired Master and thought about violently dragging his dagger across the other male's throat... it was really tempting if Ark was going to be honest.

"Uuhh, it's good to see you awake." Shriou said nervously while Ark just stared at him, bound dagger still held up to the Master's throat. "Don't worry, you're not in any danger, so can you lower your weapon."

"I know I'm not in danger, you're not much of a threat to begin with, also it's not me who is in danger, but you." Ark said pressing the Bound Dagger against his Shirou's throat drawing a bit of blood. The Master knew he couldn't do much since this was a Servant and they were much stronger then he was, even for a Caster Ark was definitely stronger then a normal human.

"Shirou is Ca-" Saber walked through the door only to freeze when she saw that Ark had a dagger pressed against her Master's throat. Ark narrowed his eyes at Saber before lowering his dagger slightly making the Master sigh in relief at no longer having anything sharp against his throat.

Ark made his bound dagger vanish and step away from the Master. He continued to glare at the blond female before looking back at the red head. He already knew where he was, but the Mage needed to pull up and act that is still had going.

"Why am I here?" Ark demanded for answers, he only remembered leaving the house and that was it. Everything else was a bit blurry, maybe Artoria knocked him out just so she could talk with him, ya, fuck that, she would have killed him instead... would she?

Ark and Artoria weren't really close to begin with, the only time the Mage showed genuine concern or care for her was when she was dying In his arms. Honestly, the Apprentice wouldn't have blamed her If Artoria killed him right here and now. He was an obstacle too something neither him nor Gray wanted, the Holy Grail.