April fools!

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I didn't pull a single prank this year.

Nope.

Not one.

I just sat at my desk at school, waiting for the ceiling to collapse on my head. Or my chair to fall through the floor. Or maybe touching something and getting electrocuted.

I was all jittery all morning, basically.

Completely panicking.

*sigh*

I hope my pathetic-
Wait, hold on.

Why is the first suggestion on my keyboard after "My pathetic" "life"?

I am deeply insulted, IPod, deeply insulted.

I give you attention whenever I can, and this is how you repay me? "My pathetic life". You think you're so clever. YOU'RE NOT!! YOU ARE BEING SHUNNED. *shuns*

- Dumbledore Fumbledore Crumbledore Mumbledore.

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