Mom: Can you ask Piper if she has her boots?
Dad: I'll put them in the microwave.
1000% sure I heard this right.
- The Mighty Samwich.
YOU ARE READING
What goes on in my head
RandomI've been wanting to do this since day one, and now I have. These are the random whatevers of my mind. Beware. No, really beware. An online diary-type thing may be the end of you. Or me. The whole planet. Life, the Universe, and Everything.
